i feel like no apocalypse negan (au without lucille i like to think he's always been a lil evil) would be like a divorced 40 year old man who hangs around bars to flirt with girls and gets into fights because he's so mouthy (how he met you)
yall agree or nah ๐
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no apoc negan, who drives a car that's older than you that smells like cigarettes, cologne, and leather.
no apoc negan, who revs his car outside your apartment to let you know he's here.
no apoc negan, who kisses your temple when you get in the car, firm and scratchy from his salt n pepper beard.
no apoc negan, who rolls down the windows and speeds up just to hear you laugh and panic about your hair getting rustled.
no apoc negan, who lights a cigarette and takes a drag, before taking it between two fingers, one hand on the wheel, the other placing the cigarette between your lips for you to inhale.
no apoc negan, who blasts his music so hard you can feel the bass beneath you.
no apoc negan, who catches you staring at his fingers tapping against the wheel to the beat, and moves his hand to rest on your leg.
no apoc negan, who drops you off way too late to the point where your roommate is pissed from hearing his car approaching.
no apoc negan, who calls you angel when you kiss him goodbye with the same cocky smirk on his face.
no apoc negan, who talks so sweetly to you when you do something wrong or can't figure something out, but he's really just degrading you. "take your time, i got all day, baby. maybe something will pop up in that pretty lil' head of yours in no time," he'd mock.
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he is so the type to talk down on you with a sweet tone like am i right or am i a weirdo ๐
sorry if these are bad idk
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