Stealing Captains’ Clothes While They Shower (ft. Teams)
Characters: Oikawa, Bokuto, Ushijima, Kuroo, Daichi
Third-year Seijoh squad is having a sleepover at Iwaizumi's
You’re there because the third-years like you more than Oikawa
Anyway, Oikawa showers and you’re chatting with Mattsun and Maki, Iwaizumi making food in the background
“Y/n, why don’t you join Oikawa in the shower,” Mattsun suggests, smirking
“I’ll do you one better, steal his clothes and tell Iwa to join him in the shower”
You throw your arms around their necks
“God, I love you two,” you say, fluttering your hands as you go tiptoe into the bathroom
“Why don’t you date us instead,” Mattsun calls
Oikawa’s singing love songs in the bathroom, getting into it
It would be annoying but he’s got a lovely voice
You take his clothes, underwear and all, and blow him a kiss that he’ll never see
You go into the kitchen, leaning against your palms and smiling at Iwaizumi
“Iwa-chan can you go to the bathroom there’s a big bug”
Without even batting an eye, Iwaizumi replies, “the only bug I see is Oikawa”
oh well there’s always next time
Moments later, Oikawa stops mid-hum
“GUYS, WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES"
"Just come out,” you call, “I’ve seen it all anyway”
“Y/n-channnn you’re making me blush”
“Is there even anything to see,” Iwaizumi grumbles
He’s definitely, a hundred percent, stolen your clothes before
Payback happens when the cats are playing games at Kenma’s house after practice
Because the mans has every game ever
Yaku is scolding Lev (as usual) and Lev is getting his ass kicked at Mario Kart
Kuroo absolutely stinks and you tell him such
As soon as he gets into the shower, you take Kenma’s key and steal his clothes from the bathroom
Yaku grins as soon as he sees you with them
Because yes he’s ready for the entertainment
The water shuts off and you can hear Kuroo shuffling around
“Hnnnn looks like a kitten stole my clothes,” Kuroo thinks aloud
He comes out of the bathroom, steam billowing out from behind him
Dressed only with a towel around his waist, defined chest and abs in your direct line of sight
Honestly maybe this was a bad idea because now you’re getting an anime style nose bleed
“Y/n, do you know where my clothes are?"
You cross your arms, sticking your tongue out
"Nope, I have no idea what you’re talking about"
"I’ll deal with you later,” he says, eyes promising punishment
Literally walks out into the street, in only a towel, to go back to his house
“What the- TETSU, GET BACK IN HERE"
"Oh my god someone is going to report him as a pervert"
You and Ushijima are chilling in his room when he decides to go take a shower
You leave to go grab a textbook, accidentally locking him out of his room
When he comes back, he knocks on the door
"Ah, Y/n must have left” Ushijima observes
He walks down three flights of stairs to find the team in Tendou’s room
Literally just wanders around campus half-naked
When you get back up to his room, you slap your forehead, realizing your mistake
The rest of the team is completely bewildered when they find their captain’s shadow looming over them
Albeit a very naked captain
“I have no place to stay"
"Ushiwaka-kun, isn’t that something homeless people say"
Semi’s raising an eyebrow and Goshiki’s ogling Ushijima’s physique
This is the way of the ace
Your phone pings and you discover a text from Tendou
"There is a lost child named Ushiwaka at the front desk club room for you to pick up”
time to go pick up your 190 cm child
This kind of happens on accident
You just wanted to wear his clothes, alright
His sweatshirts are the floofiest
He showers while the second years are on after-practice clean up duty
You take his sweatshirt and fold his towels and clothes, setting them right next to his locker
Apparently Bokuto has no eyes because as soon as he finishes showering, he appears in the gym
And he walks out baring all for the whole world to see
“Hey! Has anyone seen my clothes?” Bokuto asks cheerfully, hands on hips
“Kou, THEY WERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU"
Konoha practically throws you at Bokuto
The four Karasuno morons are back at it again!
Finals are coming up and you’ve been enlisted to help them study for the sake of the volleyball team
Daichi practically begged you by smothering you in hugs throughout the day
“Y/n, I swear on my honor, I’ll do whatever you want if you just help them”
“Fineee but only because I love you"
So you’re studying with the chaotic foursome plus Tsukishima, Yachi, and Sugawara
Daichi leaves to go shower because he just wants five minutes of peace before he has to deal with this shit
Is that too much to ask for??
"Hold down the fort, I’ll be right back"
Sugawara, your partner-in-crime, grins
"I’m expecting this to be a good one"
You pop back in with Daichi’s clothes, whistling innocently
Daichi slams the club room door open, fuming
"OHOHOHOHO CAPTAIN’S BEEN WORKING OUT” Nishinoya wolf-whistles
“WAHHH DAICHI-SENPAI, GIVE ME YOUR WORKOUT ROUTINE”
oh shit it’s daddy daichi
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