The World's Biggest Joke
Being a pre-med is a humiliation ritual, and I hate everyone. It's like being the living embodiment of that yellow emoji with the weird cap asking for money. The doctors won't let you shadow, MCAT prep is literally expensive, and other pre-meds are usually know-it-alls with sticks so far up their aah they should be considered human popsicles. I hope all of my fellow struggling Pre-Meds get into the school of their dreams and match into their dream specialty.








