Im Liv

21 - England

[newkidsonmycock20]

[ophelias-world]

[tomhonks-blog]

[neoliberalismkills]

the real struggle in 2004

[snowanoki]

the fact that the screencap is clearly from the 3D version of the movie somehow makes this funnier

[lauren-leilanii-blog]

[catchymemes]

[sealmaiden2000]

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

[feministism]

[anditslove]

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Dear Ijeawele, or A Feminist Manifesto in Fifteen

[burgrs]

*cat rubbing face on me*

me: oh hello!:) youre so sweet. *pets*

cat: Im Just Adorable Little Stinky Boy And Im Rubbing My Scent Glands Right On Your And Thats All There Is To It!

[studentlifeproblems]

[melonmemes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[petapeta]

[nananana-bpdman]

Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help

Also me:

[rad-dragon]

working in the drive-thru

[lubricates]

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh… it’s for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

[hohoehoes]

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”

[thenatsdorf]

Cat Man Disco Party. (via elgatomontes)

[poutine-supreme]

Don’t bother inviting me if your party isn’t this lit

[seshat90-deactivated20220206]

[bong-pisser]

The bastard himself

[datvikingtho]

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