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classical-crap

sopranoandthealtoclef

What a mood

copperbadge

I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood.

magicalgirlpropaganda

The whole self love thing is good and all but some people can’t fathom being loved. They can’t imagine there being anything good about them. So they can’t simply just stop doing unhealthy things, there’s a process.

sandersstudies

Before self love you have to invoke self tolerance and self neutrality.

sandersstudies

If you can’t say “I love my body!” say “my body gets me from place to place.”

If you can’t say “I’m beautiful,” begin by shutting down the “I’m ugly” thoughts and saying “I’m a person.”

If you can’t say “I’m valuable” begun by shutting down the “I’m worthless” thoughts and say “all people deserve basic respect, and I’m a person.”

If you can’t say “I’m important,” or “I’m kind” say “I am the one who waters my plant every week” or “I am the one who tips the kind barista down the street” or “I am the one who makes sure my dog does not eat plastic” or “I am the one who leaves long comments on people’s fan fictions.”

sandersstudies

Wow this got notes.

Need help carrying around your huge brain m8?

Thanks bud. Yeah if you dont mind, I'd appreciate it

sizvideos

death-by-lulz

Unbelievable mime with balloon

sunspotpony

The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.

rad-dragon

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? You do realize that balloon doesn’t actually weigh that much, right? He’s literally pushing nothing, please go outside for just, like, two minutes. I am begging you, just… Two minutes………

jokin-around

“Wow look at this absolute DIPSHIT who thinks this guy is actually pushing the ball instead of controlling the way his muscles move in a very precise and skillful way that probably requires the same skill set and amount of strength most dancers have! NEVER SEEN A MIME BEFORE IDIOT???”

rad-dragon

Again, y'all are ridiculous. He's basically moonwalking and holding his hand out, only with more skill. You dont have to possess any sort of superhuman strength in order to be able to do that.

27-umbrellas

Who is this???

Wrong answers only

septic-everlasting

Bruce Wayne

impossiblerebelblaze

The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun

quietlyrebelling

John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

milknjuice-deactivated20190908

i’m trying a new thing called activities

milknjuice-deactivated20190908

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

flashfuneral

tell me more

milknjuice-deactivated20190908

i’ve said too much already

Are you an idiot? The whole point is he's moving in a way that suggests the balloon takes great effort to move. When in reality it weighs nothing. To do so convincingly requires great muscle control. I thought that was easy to understand.

Yeah I'm not saying that's not a talent, homie. That dude is impressive, no doubt.

It just doesn't... you don't have to be the fucking peak of physical fitness in order to do it. Hold your phone out and move the rest of your body, but keep your hand stable. Walk around a room with a glass. Go watch a chicken JUST WALK AROUND. Seriously, try it. You're already on your way. Get off of your computer and go actually do something with your body, holy shit. You don't have to be able to run a marathon in order to go for a little walk every now and then. Y'all are ridiculous. Fucking "fit as a dancer", I'm fucking dead.

sizvideos

death-by-lulz

Unbelievable mime with balloon

sunspotpony

The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.

rad-dragon

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? You do realize that balloon doesn't actually weigh that much, right? He's literally pushing nothing, please go outside for just, like, two minutes. I am begging you, just... Two minutes.........

wallpatterns-deactivated2019120

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

sqooops

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

scoundrelnurlife

op did you breathe typing this because I didn’t while reading it

fucktheflagandfuckyou

i hate this fucking website because every time this appears

my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams

fucktheflagandfuckyou

huffylemon

asthebelltolls

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

a-lil-strawberry

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

hilow

“And you’re falling…. And you’re burning…” “And you’re being crushed by the shattered earth as it compresses down into the ground.” “And you hear an anguished scream come from something massive and furious…..” “And then you wake up.” “And you’re back in that white room……”