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[l1z4rdl1z4rd]

I understand ghosts now and why I would be a good one

I understand why ghosts open and close doors. I too will smoke my medication and just sometimes open and close the pantry door. I also know the enjoyment of feeling the cool air of the fridge and or freezer at 3 or 7 in the morning. I know this is weird being cold blooded and all but free 3 hour vacation as body shuts down. NOW the reason I bring this up is because ghost mean no disrespect that's why like me, when I go into a friends house for the first time I'll just go around and open the cupboards and fridge but I'm not gonna touch anything. I'm just gonna look at things.

[l1z4rdl1z4rd]

How dare gravity, and how dare yellow lights.

First off, I am once again attacked by gravity. My entire cup of tea is now ON THE FLOOR OF MY CAR. My car was not clean and I needed to clean it. BUT NOW BECAUSE OF GRAVITY I HAVE TO ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT. And then some person and a yellow light decided to cause me to hit my brakes AND THERE GO TENDIES. I will figure out how to take down gravity....or maybe take up. I will figure this out how to turn yellow lights off and brakes to slide so my tendies will never be harmed again.

[l1z4rdl1z4rd]

I made a joke on discord.

I don't remember what it was. But my Wife and Roommate did not laugh. I gotta say I'm kind of offended. I give literally my heart and hair and scales to this joke. And not even a pitty laugh.

[l1z4rdl1z4rd]

I decided after watching youtube videos to make a tumblr

So, I decided to make a tumblr to share the things I a lizard think. Sometimes what I do. I don't know.