You can call me Mini.

I reblog anything that catches my interest. Kinky rope enthusiast. Lover of self suspension. She/Her.

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[pure-ification]

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

[tracingrainbows]

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

[gaybravo]

How come this is the first time I’m seeing this I love her

[vuvoyage]

Look at all the other whites faces… they so shook

[kassasaurus-rex]

in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:

 men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame

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edward: if only i could read bella’s mind and unravel its mysteries! does she like mike? tyler? eric? does she like… me? that cannot be true, for she could never see me as someone worthy of love!

meanwhile bella’s mind:

[cimes-et-cieux]

loving the twilight era of enlightenment. it’s about time 

[jrh-x]

IG jasmineraye

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

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Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

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Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

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Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

[skepticalmuppet]

[esmeriandreamer]

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[nevaehtyler]

[samsfenders]

queer eye (1x02): saving sasquatch

[mjalti]

that’s easily a Jesus cameo

[whosnatalia]

instagram: whosnatalia 👼🏼🕊✨

[iraffiruse]

How resourceful

[thescienceofjohnlock]

It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.

That’s it for this week, goodnight.

[ibelieveinturtles]

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

[ggggaaabbe]

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

[onlytwitterpics]

[whitefireprincess]

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Source:  alwayssmilingphotography

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying