You're Standing Too Close To Me.

Metalocalypse OC (goteammonarch and femaleganondorfdragmire are my other blogs) This blog is 16+ but 18+ at my discretion.

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

OC Info Sheet

RP Info:

I don't really have a set of rules but here's some stuff that's good to know!

Max talks in normal text so as the mun I will tag my own speaking!

If I stop answering I either forgot, ran out of energy, or stepped away from my computer. I'm an adult with a job so I am not glued to Tumblr every second <3

If I don't answer your ask assume Tumblr ate it unless it was something that probably pissed me off and then I probably deleted it.

I am 20+ and I'd rather only RP with people 16+. I may enforce an 18+ boundary at my discretion. Depends on the individual. And ofc if I don't like you enough I'll just block you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Multiship but only if you're a pretty girl.

[the-multifandom-person]

[thats-the-dethklok-minute]

Hey. A while ago, you put on a segment about me and Murderface getting into a massive car crash and I want to set the record straight. I was not "intoxicated" while driving that car; I was "tripping fucking balls" while driving that car. Also, the photos you used of me were hot as fuck. Can I get the jpg files? @scorpion-and-rabbit

Psh, I can respect that. I mean, I can't update the segment now, but I can send you the photos. I like your attitude, man

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

I want to make one of the pictures my profile photo on here. I look cool as fuck in it. For future reference (because I will definitely be making your show again): I won't sue you for defamation if you make me look bad. I'll sue you for defamation if you even insinuate that I'm not a total fucking trainwreck.

[thats-the-dethklok-minute]

Really? Hah, thats the first time I've heard that one. Sure. I'll dial it up for ya.

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

GOOD MAN! I like you already.

[thats-the-dethklok-minute]

Hey. A while ago, you put on a segment about me and Murderface getting into a massive car crash and I want to set the record straight. I was not "intoxicated" while driving that car; I was "tripping fucking balls" while driving that car. Also, the photos you used of me were hot as fuck. Can I get the jpg files? @scorpion-and-rabbit

Psh, I can respect that. I mean, I can't update the segment now, but I can send you the photos. I like your attitude, man

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

I want to make one of the pictures my profile photo on here. I look cool as fuck in it. For future reference (because I will definitely be making your show again): I won't sue you for defamation if you make me look bad. I'll sue you for defamation if you even insinuate that I'm not a total fucking trainwreck.

[realnathanexplosion]

Your bandmate harem. Your harem of bandmates. Your 4 boyfriends. Happy pride

What the hell do you think we do when we're not in front of a camera

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

I mean...

[realnathanexplosion]

You mean...

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Come on, man. Do I really need to say the words, "Gay sex," every time I see you?

[realnathanexplosion]

Literally don't know what youre talking about

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Well, that's the word for what you do with Pickles and the others.

[realnathanexplosion]

Ummmmmmmmmmm no?

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Okay. Maybe you don't call it gay sex. Maybe you just call it sex. That's very progressive of you, Nathan. I personally have dyke sex but you know.

[realnathanexplosion]

I mean I guess. Is sex not just sex. Whats the difference

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

The first time I slept with a guy, I thought I didn't like sex. The first time I fucked a woman, I saw stars and my toes curled up.

[realnathanexplosion]

Your bandmate harem. Your harem of bandmates. Your 4 boyfriends. Happy pride

What the hell do you think we do when we're not in front of a camera

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

I mean...

[realnathanexplosion]

You mean...

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Come on, man. Do I really need to say the words, "Gay sex," every time I see you?

[realnathanexplosion]

Literally don't know what youre talking about

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Well, that's the word for what you do with Pickles and the others.

[realnathanexplosion]

Ummmmmmmmmmm no?

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Okay. Maybe you don't call it gay sex. Maybe you just call it sex. That's very progressive of you, Nathan. I personally have dyke sex but you know.

[realnathanexplosion]

Your bandmate harem. Your harem of bandmates. Your 4 boyfriends. Happy pride

What the hell do you think we do when we're not in front of a camera

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

I mean...

[realnathanexplosion]

You mean...

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Come on, man. Do I really need to say the words, "Gay sex," every time I see you?

[realnathanexplosion]

Literally don't know what youre talking about

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Well, that's the word for what you do with Pickles and the others.

[realnathanexplosion]

Your bandmate harem. Your harem of bandmates. Your 4 boyfriends. Happy pride

What the hell do you think we do when we're not in front of a camera

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

I mean...

[realnathanexplosion]

You mean...

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Come on, man. Do I really need to say the words, "Gay sex," every time I see you?

[realnathanexplosion]

Your bandmate harem. Your harem of bandmates. Your 4 boyfriends. Happy pride

What the hell do you think we do when we're not in front of a camera

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

I mean...

[bastarte]

i get so gay off that 50 year old woman

[realnathanexplosion]

Im gonna have to start getting routine lung transplants along with the kidneys

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Can't handle the pressure?

[realnathanexplosion]

No Im smoking a lot more than I used to

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

It's like marathon running. If you inch your way up slowly it won't hurt you. If you're pure of heart, your lungs won't get cancer.

[realnathanexplosion]

Thank god........ I didnt want to be pure of heart anyway. Doesnt sound very brutal does it. But dying of lung cancer does

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

LMAO You're gonna have another man's lungs inside you. Gay.

[realnathanexplosion]

Its literally pride month Ill be whatever I fucking want

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

What the fuck happened to you on your break? You used to be so easy to bully.

[realnathanexplosion]

What didnt I do...........

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

It's all good. I'll find a way to ragebait you again soon. <3

[realnathanexplosion]

Why do you hate me

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

I don't hate you. Not even a little. You're fun at parties and you're friends with Murderface. I just think it's really funny to make you angry because you do funny shit when you're angry.

[realnathanexplosion]

Im gonna have to start getting routine lung transplants along with the kidneys

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Can't handle the pressure?

[realnathanexplosion]

No Im smoking a lot more than I used to

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

It's like marathon running. If you inch your way up slowly it won't hurt you. If you're pure of heart, your lungs won't get cancer.

[realnathanexplosion]

Thank god........ I didnt want to be pure of heart anyway. Doesnt sound very brutal does it. But dying of lung cancer does

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

LMAO You're gonna have another man's lungs inside you. Gay.

[realnathanexplosion]

Its literally pride month Ill be whatever I fucking want

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

What the fuck happened to you on your break? You used to be so easy to bully.

[realnathanexplosion]

What didnt I do...........

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

It's all good. I'll find a way to ragebait you again soon. <3

[realnathanexplosion]

Im gonna have to start getting routine lung transplants along with the kidneys

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Can't handle the pressure?

[realnathanexplosion]

No Im smoking a lot more than I used to

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

It's like marathon running. If you inch your way up slowly it won't hurt you. If you're pure of heart, your lungs won't get cancer.

[realnathanexplosion]

Thank god........ I didnt want to be pure of heart anyway. Doesnt sound very brutal does it. But dying of lung cancer does

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

LMAO You're gonna have another man's lungs inside you. Gay.

[realnathanexplosion]

Its literally pride month Ill be whatever I fucking want

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

What the fuck happened to you on your break? You used to be so easy to bully.

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

I love being an internet troll. I found my calling. It only took me 900 years.

[realnathanexplosion]

Im gonna have to start getting routine lung transplants along with the kidneys

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Can't handle the pressure?

[realnathanexplosion]

No Im smoking a lot more than I used to

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

It's like marathon running. If you inch your way up slowly it won't hurt you. If you're pure of heart, your lungs won't get cancer.

[realnathanexplosion]

Thank god........ I didnt want to be pure of heart anyway. Doesnt sound very brutal does it. But dying of lung cancer does

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

LMAO You're gonna have another man's lungs inside you. Gay.

[realnathanexplosion]

Im gonna have to start getting routine lung transplants along with the kidneys

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

Can't handle the pressure?

[realnathanexplosion]

No Im smoking a lot more than I used to

[scorpion-and-rabbit]

It's like marathon running. If you inch your way up slowly it won't hurt you. If you're pure of heart, your lungs won't get cancer.

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

due to popular demand you can now stream the Slur Song for free without Spotify, using my new streaming service slurify.co

[batshit-auspol]

Pretty amazing that the website dedicated entirely to streaming slurs is somehow more ethical than spotify