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When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

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Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

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*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

kumagawa

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

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he made her eat the doo doo

dogpuppy

longseasons

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

dogpuppy

awesomebutunpractical

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

heartmadebyangels

can i catch a break

prahdar

daily reminder to stay hydrated and not give a fuck about what other people think

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fishymush

can the 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 can the at dead of night fandom 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 can it become popular again 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im literally 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bawling for it to become active again 😭😭😭😭😭

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scissorsaint

nice wound. Could use some salt though

redstonedust

im playing the joja route in stardew valley and ive also stumbled into romancing shane and the vibe of that is. very funny to me. imagine falling in love with the charming local farm boy who helped you out of your alcoholism and then you find out he's only in town cause he's the biggest stan of the megacorp you work for. its. its an energy for sure.

deviants-tabernacle

Metalocalypse hot take: I don’t think murderface is excessively stinky compared to the rest of the band like the fandom says.

In “murdering outside of the box” during the employee seminar skwisgar asks William to not wear so much cologne in the workplace, and in “dethfam” murderface says his grandmother has “an odor that is so wrong”. It’s known that William is nottt fond of Stella and isn’t happy to resemble her so I think he would try his best not to smell like her either 😭

In conclusion, he is stinky the opposite way. Probably buys some expensive ass cologne and applies it wayyyy too heavily. Probably even uses it to substitute deodorant…..