Metalocalypse hot take: I don’t think murderface is excessively stinky compared to the rest of the band like the fandom says.
In “murdering outside of the box” during the employee seminar skwisgar asks William to not wear so much cologne in the workplace, and in “dethfam” murderface says his grandmother has “an odor that is so wrong”. It’s known that William is nottt fond of Stella and isn’t happy to resemble her so I think he would try his best not to smell like her either 😭
In conclusion, he is stinky the opposite way. Probably buys some expensive ass cologne and applies it wayyyy too heavily. Probably even uses it to substitute deodorant…..

















