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[human]

I’d like one ticket to Swagville please

[summersloth]

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

[nialllhoran]

[catcatchook]

you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

[slothlifechoseme]

Wait, what the hell is grog?

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[joncilley]

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[ameriqan]

goodbye children

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False advertising.

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[thicketpup]

IT SHITS

[jaidefinichon]

[fakebreast]

[eggco]

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

[doitfordenmark]

what

[eggco]

lmayo

[slayyytoven-deactivated20200920]

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Source

[kleenexwoman]

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

[schweetheart]

I feel so conflicted right now

[oliasis]

[elaaadan-deactivated20180121]

Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

[phrux]

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag

[ianoshea]

not being a douchebag is the best way to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7

[madamtrashbat]

Should also be noted, from watching The Girls Next Door, the Playmates decide on everything they do. All photoshoots and all the spreads in the magazines and calendars are their ideas and their doing. Hef is only there to give his stamp of approval.

None of those girls do things they don’t want to do, and he’s supportive of whatever.

[chandeluser]

i actually love this man

[dumblr-feminist]

Hefner is one classy dude I love this man.

[codaaudava]

Ilu hef

[imdoingstuffcoralthangs]

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[psinghx]

[harryedward]

why are yall trying to die so young