[segamascott]

[howverychaotic]

You got it, boss

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[bluastro-yellow]

gamer

(source: squidpastry on iNaturalist)

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[mysharona1987]

[muppetshow2026]

the moulting weaner has a joyous demeanor

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[stivkun]

Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here

[thatsbelievable]

[mohnblumesworld]

[controlresonant]

[catgurltreats]

Girl did you just quicksave

[segamascott]

[fleshdyk3]

this is like a real thing in fishkeeping and its like actually tragic but out of context this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

[hakankavak]

[cowboy]

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

[minnienelaa]

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

[cowboy]

Okay

[greelin]

god forbid a white boy get a little bit freaky after dark

[greelin]

horrible news