w0ke

[fakebreast]

accuse first ask questions later

[silent-insanities]

I think I'll love you in this lifetime and the next.

[shisasan]

17 February, 1926 The Letters of Vita Sackville-West to Virginia Woolf (1924-1941)

[wifislim]

[fakebreast]

can i put your booty on a T-shirt because i wanna wear it out

[fakebreast]

pass my coffin around when i die so i can crowd surf one last time

[fakebreast]

teeth so white they republican

[fakebreast]

when they say ‘somebody farted’ and you hope they don’t notice it was you 

[fakebreast]

when people call their followers fans

[fakebreast]

what’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? 

- you can’t hear an enzyme 

[fakebreast]

i’ve been spelling it wrong the whole time

[fakebreast]

when you chillin with your dog and you put on netflix 

[fakebreast]

damn everybody ex dying except mines

[fakebreast]

when someone walks in and almost catches you playing with yourself

[ruinedchildhood]

“Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? “

Me :

[everythingfox]

[thememedaddy]