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Lundy: do you want sesame seed crackers?
Dexter: sure.
Lundy: oh sorry I guess I ate them all.
Dexter *internal*: asshole.
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When I was younger I was one of those hard-core people who hated the Church. I thought of it as completely ignorant because of their stance on homosexuality and on other religions. While I was on this Christian hating rampage (like Paul minus the murder or maybe that is just a bad comparison) I…
Alright, so I have quite a few problems with this post, but I was going to let it go, until I saw this: "The charity’s website describes marriage as heterosexual by definition, and a previously published document called on homosexuals to embrace celibacy as a way of life." How is saying that marriage is just for straight people and gay people should have to be celibate not homophobic??
Yes I do agree that that is not a proper thing because everyone is entitled to be married no matter what their sexual preference is. But if you keep reading in that same paragraph the next line says their is no scriptures to support the mistreatment of homosexuals. Yes probably not the best sentence to keep in.
But I’m not sure if you actually read the entire post. I dont know why its so hard for people on here to accept that not every Salvationist is homophobic or that the Salvation Army doesn’t hate homosexuals.
The Salvation Army may do some good things, and I’m not saying that every single person who works with them is the same, but basically the Salvation Army practice institutionalised homophobia, transphobia, discrimination to those of other religions and discrimination to those with mental illnesses.
Did you even the post?
Yes, I did, but it is very easy to interpret things as you want them to be, instead of as they actually are.
Sorry I actually read your comment wrong. So sorry for that response…I was trying to edit it but you were too quick. I’m not trying to say that they have a perfect history in anyway. Yes they weren’t fantastic in the past but than again almost no group of people were. Almost every group has done shit and almost every group has left at least a bit of stigma. Yes, people interpret things differently. However from what I’ve seen on Tumblr there is a ton of hate towards the Salvation Army mainly because people just haven’t taken the time to learn what the true message is and to realise that the organisation doesn’t actually support homophobia because by regretting a group of people you are only going AGAINST Jesus’/God’s teaching. So people are interpreting things wrong because they haven’t actually gone and researched it. From my research this is what I have found. Therefore this is my interpretation. And like I said, I do understand they have done some shitty things to gays in the past. I mean, you can take it anyway you want but I believe that perhaps this is a good thing that they are completely moving away from judgement. You can’t expect improvement in society if you are just going to attack those trying to clean up their act and be part of the solution. You can interpret it in any way you want. I mean, if you still dont like them because of whatever than whatever. You can’t always convince everyone.
I’m just glad you’re a reasonable/rational person to talk to. And when I say “you” most of the time I’m not directing it at you specifically. please dont feel like I’m attacking you personally.
Edit: wait. I did my research on them and everything. I’ve been a member. How is that not how they actually are? I think you are interpreting them as what they aren’t. And their practice has been inclusion. Some may not have practised that exactly but none the less it is. So I’m not sure you have your facts straight, friend. I provided links to their actual site in the post, mate. That will tell you everything about them. Honestly, if you want to discuss this more and we can maybe get on the same page, you are welcome to send me a message.
When I was younger I was one of those hard-core people who hated the Church. I thought of it as completely ignorant because of their stance on homosexuality and on other religions. While I was on this Christian hating rampage (like Paul minus the murder or maybe that is just a bad comparison) I…
Alright, so I have quite a few problems with this post, but I was going to let it go, until I saw this: "The charity’s website describes marriage as heterosexual by definition, and a previously published document called on homosexuals to embrace celibacy as a way of life." How is saying that marriage is just for straight people and gay people should have to be celibate not homophobic??
Yes I do agree that that is not a proper thing because everyone is entitled to be married no matter what their sexual preference is. But if you keep reading in that same paragraph the next line says their is no scriptures to support the mistreatment of homosexuals. Yes probably not the best sentence to keep in.
But I’m not sure if you actually read the entire post. I dont know why its so hard for people on here to accept that not every Salvationist is homophobic or that the Salvation Army doesn’t hate homosexuals.
The Salvation Army may do some good things, and I’m not saying that every single person who works with them is the same, but basically the Salvation Army practice institutionalised homophobia, transphobia, discrimination to those of other religions and discrimination to those with mental illnesses.
Did you even the post?
When I was younger I was one of those hard-core people who hated the Church. I thought of it as completely ignorant because of their stance on homosexuality and on other religions. While I was on this Christian hating rampage (like Paul minus the murder or maybe that is just a bad comparison) I…
Alright, so I have quite a few problems with this post, but I was going to let it go, until I saw this: "The charity’s website describes marriage as heterosexual by definition, and a previously published document called on homosexuals to embrace celibacy as a way of life." How is saying that marriage is just for straight people and gay people should have to be celibate not homophobic??
Yes I do agree that that is not a proper thing because everyone is entitled to be married no matter what their sexual preference is. But if you keep reading in that same paragraph the next line says their is no scriptures to support the mistreatment of homosexuals. Yes probably not the best sentence to keep in.
But I'm not sure if you actually read the entire post. I dont know why its so hard for people on here to accept that not every Salvationist is homophobic or that the Salvation Army doesn't hate homosexuals.
While I didn't really appreciate the "high horse" tone of your post about Salvation Army, I do appreciate the sources and information. So thanks, I guess :)
I guess it did have a "high horse" tone but I find sometimes that's the only way to really do it on Tumblr. But yeah, sources are really needed when defending something like this on the internet.
Why to Donate This Year: Why What Tumblr Wants You To Believe is Extremely Wrong
When I was younger I was one of those hard-core people who hated the Church. I thought of it as completely ignorant because of their stance on homosexuality and on other religions. While I was on this Christian hating rampage (like Paul minus the murder or maybe that is just a bad comparison) I was at a family dinner when my relatives began talking about the Salvation Army. My first reaction was “oh great. Here we go” but then I actually listened. They shared stores about the pastors coming to their houses for dinner and actually mourning with them when their parents died. They talked about the charity work they do and even shared a story about a girl they knew who met Mother Theresa and saw her turning away people for not being Christian however, this girl opened her own hospital to help those being turned away. It was a truly interesting experience and I questioned my father on the ride home. He talked about how the main teaching of the Army was to help everyone no matter who they are. This attracted me to the Salvation Army. That following Sunday we attended the local Salvation Army church dressed up for service. I didn’t really expect to be greeted but upon entering almost every member of the church welcomed us and introduced themselves. We met the pastors too which was very odd for me because a priest had never introduced himself to us at a Catholic Church. This stood out extremely to me. We went to a few services than stopped going for a while. Eventually my father forced me out of bed one morning and that’s how we started attending regularly.
So why am I telling you this? Because of Christmas and it’s the special time of year for the Army and the social justice warriors alike. For the Army it’s that time to raise money for people in the community who truly need the help. For the SJW it’s time for them to boycott the Army. I’m here to show the SJW that everything they believe about the Army is in fact wrong. Yes, this is going to be a bit bias but I’m also going to cite sources.
This season you have probably seen this photo:
I'd like to first point out that this photo is fake. The Army has even released a statement on it saying: "First, a photo-shopped image of two Salvation Army kettle workers below a kettle sign that reads: 'Gays Not Allowed'...The kettle workers photo is a complete and utter fabrication. It is false witness. And, those volunteers don’t deserve to be icons of hate." [x] Along with the photo they also released a statement about the "gays should be put to death" comment: "Second, comments from a 2012 radio interview in which an Australian Salvation Army officer agreed with the comment that, 'gays should be put to death.'...The radio comments, however, are of greater concern. It is important to note that the Army around the world immediately rejected those comments and made public statements against them. We stand by the rejection of those comments still. We sincerely apologize to the LGBTQ community and to our clients, employees, donors and volunteers for the offence caused by this misrepresentation of the Army’s views...We take allegations of discrimination very seriously. If you are aware of a situation where a person has been the target of discrimination, please let us know because this is contrary to our mission. Our mission is to “share the love of Jesus Christ, meet human needs and be a transforming influence in the communities of our world.” We do this without discrimination. All of our social and community services are equally available. We respond solely based on people’s needs and our capability to serve." [x]
So what did we learn from this? The Army does not hate gays. Who ever made this picture is obviously just a hateful person. Also, since when has the words of one man represented the entirety of a group? If we use this logic than all feminist are men hating monsters because of what some people say on Tumblr. Or all Muslims are terrorists because of what a few people have done. I can assure you that this isn't the case. I have met feminists that stick to the true meaning of feminism and don't use it as an excuse to attack people. I have met some of the kindest Muslim people you could ever meet. Just like I have met many Christians who do not hate gay people.
If this is not enough proof than search Wiki because they actually have a lot of info on this. Like there is a statement about a photo of a kettle volunteer with a sign that says "If you are gay don't donate":"On December 15, 2012, in Canada, Andrea Le Good noticed a Salvation Army bell-ringer carrying a sign reading 'if you support gay rights: please do not donate.'While the bell-ringer claimed he had permission from the charity to wear the sign, Salvation Army spokeswoman Kyla Ferns said that it had no part in the sign, and that the bell-ringer was pulled away immediately when the charity learned about it. The charity's website describes marriage as heterosexual by definition, and a previously published document called on homosexuals to embrace celibacy as a way of life. The same document also states that there is no scriptural support for the mistreatment of homosexuals." [x]
Or here is one another statement:"In February 2000, the Salvation Army in the United Kingdom publicly (in their publication known as "War Cry" and in a letter to a Scottish Parliament committee) opposed the repeal of Section 28 of the Local Government Act (1988) However, The Salvation Army in the UK and Ireland website refers to the organization offering 'unconditional assistance and support regardless of race, religion, gender or sexual choices, respecting the identity and choices of all those referred to them....As well as having a right to be dealt with professionally, people can expect from us encouragement and a respect for their individual beliefs, ambitions and preferences.'" [x]
So is that enough to convince you that the Salvation Army aren't a bunch of homophobic jerks? No? Well how about the offical statement about homophobia?
The Salvation Army stands against homophobia, which victimises people and can reinforce feelings of alienation, loneliness and despair. We aim to be an inclusive church where members of the LGBT community find welcome and the encouragement to develop their relationship with God.
A diverse range of views on homosexuality may exist within The Salvation Army – as among the wider Christian (and non-Christian) community. But no matter where individual Salvationists stand on this matter, The Salvation Army does not permit discrimination on the basis of sexual identity in the delivery of its services or in its employment practices. [x]
Wait? I think it just said that although some Salvationists might hold homophobic views the organisation as a whole condems homophobia.Funny. The organisation has openly said that they do not support homophobia. So why are you all still hating them? Is it because of women's right? The disabled? Different religions? Well, heck, here is a link that tells you what their offical stance is on it: [x]
So I think it is obvious that the loving community of Tumblr is actually lying to every single one of you about the Salvation Army. So now let's reflect on everything. By not donating this season because you'd prefer to believe the lies being spread on the internet, you might as well walk up to a family the Army is helping and look them in the face and say "Hi. Yes, I can't be bothered to do a basic internet search and see that infact the Army is not some cruel organisation. I'm not going to help you because I'm too ignorant and proud." On top of that, if you don't donate because you still believe the Army does not actually help people, I challenge you to go out and give food, money, toys, and shelter to those families in need. Do what the Army does but better. I'm betting everything in my bank account that you won't. You can't.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Tumblr loves to cry about the less fortunate. They point fingers and beg people to help them but when someone actually comes forward to help those people Tumblr instantly attacks them. A Christian organisation is helping people? Well they must ALL be homophobic.
So I'll give you a choice, Tumblr, you can either look up stuff before you go around calling everyone doing what you refuse do homophobic or you can keep living your lives in ignorance. I think you'll go with the second one but I pray to God you prove me wrong.
This reminds me: #YesAllofTumblr
You know what? Fuck this all to hell. I'm done with this place for good.
if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore
a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this
Alright listen up because if you believe this you are terribly wrong. The Salvation Army as a whole doesn't believe this stuff. That's like saying all feminist hate men because people on Tumblr say it. In fact, the Army has gay pastors and at the moment they are looking over everything. If someone from the Army does this to you, they obviously are not a true Christian and dont believe in the Army's message. The Army's moto is to help everyone regardless of who they are and as Christians we are called to love everyone and to share God's grace. So dont you dare go around acting like every damn person in the Army is a homophobic idiot because they aren't. Just like I'm sure you guys aren't as stupid as you sound.