#zombie bites

[sinful-creechur]

i don’t care if the strap is fake im getting him pregnant

[windofthegods]

Eye Wheel Knot Weight Eyed Lee. Some pain should never be forgotten.

[temporal-nebula]

[skullstar]

Zombie bite I did on my boyfriend. You should check out my other tumblr "xbethfx"

[zombageddon]

KGW: Bites

By: Shandra Jimenez

It has become clear that the zombie virus mainly travels through bite. It’s difficult to say why this is, but the working theory here at KGW is that there’s something in the saliva of the infected that, when introduced to a healthy human blood stream, will turn the bitten into a zombie. The time from the initial bite and when the victim turns is, as of yet, unknown. It seems to vary from case to case, but it is unclear which factors cause this variance. What we know for certain is that if the bite is fatal, the infected will rise within two minutes of death, if the victim survives the bite they grow feverish and will display symptoms similar to the flu until death, which usually occurs within twenty-four hours.

How to Prevent The Turn

There are no known cases of someone healing from a bite, and while the initial bite isn’t always fatal the ensuing symptoms are. If you or a loved one is bitten, there is only one known way to stop the turn, and it is unsurvivable. If someone who is bitten sustains a head wound, they will not rise as a zombie. This is bittersweet, because while you won’t be able to save the bitten, you will be able to lay them to rest and give them a proper burial. If you have any information on other ways to prevent a bite victim from turning into one of the infected, please contact us immediately. Our phone lines may be down, but we still have access to email, radio, and social media.

How to Identify a Bite Wound

If the wound is visible, it is fairly simple to tell the difference between a bite wound and any other kind: simply look for teeth marks and missing flesh. Bite wounds don’t tend to be clean wounds, and often times a large chunk of flesh will have been removed. However, not all wounds will be visible, so it is important to learn how to spot the symptoms of a bite. Those who survive the initial bite will begin to show flu like symptoms within an hour of the bite. Fevers, excessive sweating, paleness, dizzy spells, runny nose, and nausea are all possible symptoms. If you encounter someone who is exhibiting these symptoms make sure you check them over for possible bite wounds immediately.

Other Means of Infection

There are no other confirmed ways to become infected, but it would be unwise to assume that there are none. For your own safety, we recommend sequestering anyone who has been scratched or who has gotten the blood of the infected in their eyes, mouth, or an open wound for twenty four hours. If the person in question does not develop the symptoms associated with a bite in that period of time, they likely never will.

[sinful-creechur]

“stop letting him bite you” believe me, i’ve tried, but he has sad brown eyes and i am a weak man.

[sinful-creechur]

who wanna be the “please be gentle, im sensitive bro” to my “bro shut up, im trying to fing your g-spot” in my bromance

[sinful-creechur]

ok ok hear me out

you’re at a convention

you’re in a cosplay doesn’t matter who

you’re missing the wig or your shirt is the wrong shade or you’re missing a small part or something like that

you bump into someone cosplaying the character who is either commonly shipped with your character or is the best friend of your character or something

or maybe he isn’t even dressed up, he just has on a shirt with the logo or promo art or whatever

he pushes up his glasses and hits you with an “erm, actually” with a slight lisp. “X’s hair is pink” “erm, X actually has a pastel blue top, that’s sky blue”

and an argument ensues.

then the conversation shifts from the outfit to the canon

X did this for that reason so they could be with Y-

no, Y would never do that, it’s do out of character-

so on and so forth

eventually you walk off, pissed off at the guy.

who does that guy think he is, huh? he thinks he knows more than you- you’ve been following that series since it came out! you’ve bought the books, the merch, you almost exclusively watch the show.

ugh, whatever. you aren’t going to let some loser wannabe fan ruin your con

later on when the convention ends, you walk to the elevator so you can get to your car in the parking garage

lo and behold, the same guy with glasses is walking the same direction as you.

he looks at you and rolls his eyes

“ugh, you again? are you following me now?”

uh, no? your car is on the fourth level-

“oh, yeah, sure- admit it, you’re mad i know more about XYZ than you do.”

the argument restarts as the elevator opens. you both step in, bickering back and forth about who’s the bigger fan.

you start getting really sick of his shit and push him against the wall of the elevator, one hand next to his head and one leg between his, effectively pinning him against the wall.

it takes you a second to register how bright his face turned and the way his breathing changed. and the boner pressing against your leg.

really dude? you got bricked up from that?

“w-whatever, i-i’m not the weirdo pinning strangers against the nearest surface”

oh, you shut the fuck up!

“make me!”

you pause.

you look him over, mentally weighing the consequences.

…he isn’t bad looking.

…

oh, fuck it. yolo right?

after a few seconds of awkward silence you lean forward and kiss him

he yelps faintly, but doesn’t push you away.

in fact, he wraps one arm around your shoulders and the other moves to your hair/wig/whatever

you do the same, moving the hand that isn’t keeping him against the wall to the loosehair at the base of his ponytail.

his hair is slightly greasy, as you slip your tongue into his mouth you can taste the salt from whatever he had been eating recently. trail mix, pretzels, whatever you don’t care.

but it’s all short lived as the elevator dings, indicating that you reached the fourth level of the parking garage.

you pull back, the both of you panting slightly.

you step back, fixing your outfit as the guy with glasses

“ahem, s-so, uhm, i-i have the entire dvd collection of XYZ a-and the xbox game that came out…”

…

…is he serious?

“i-i mean, um, i-i figured i’d offer. since you’re, uhm, a-also a big fan…”

fuck, why is he kinda hot when he’s nervous…

…sure, why not.

“y-yeah, i get it. not many-“

“…wait, you said yes?”

yeah. it’s not often you meet someone else who’s also such a hardcore fan.

“o-oh! awesome, uh, w-what’s your discord?”

you both exchange discord usernames and you walk off to your car. when you get in the driver seat and hear your phone vibrate.

you check the notification and let out a soft laugh.

of course ‘no_1_XYZ_stan” added you immediately…

you accept the friend request and send a quick message.

No1XYZStan: one of us is gonna have to change users LOL

zz zz zz

no_1_XYZ_stan: LMAO

no_1_XYZ_stan: make me ;)