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Alexander: *comes home*
Eliza: Surprise!! I’m pregnant!!
Alexander: Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Hold up!! What?! How long?!
Eliza: Oh, like a month or so.
Alexander: And you didn’t even bother to tell me?!
Eliza: Well, no, but I did tell the General about a month ago. I also asked him to send you home so I could tell you this myself.
Alexander: YOU TOLD WASHINGTON BEFORE YOU TOLD ME?!?!
Eliza: Sorry not sorry!!
Theodosia Jr.: Happy Father’s Day to the man who called the cops on me when he didn’t find me in my room, sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house.
Theodosia Jr.: I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal, and also 22
Burr, finally gets to heaven:
Ham: Well if it isn't Aaron Burr,
Burr: Sir!
Ham: I didn't think that you would make it!
Burr: To be sure?
Ham: You shot me.
RISE UP WISE UP EYES UP
Philip: grandpa just lost his seat in the senate
Eliza: yeah it be like that sometimes
Every time “Hamilton” is said in Hamilton
this is what my brain sounds like
I’m actually crying why is this so fucking funny
Me watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade
Mom: pls don’t get to excited but Hamilton is performing
Me:
Mom: honey are you ok?
Me: *puts on Peggy cosplay* WORKWORKANGELICAWORKWORKELIZAANDPEGGYTHESCHUYLERSISTERSANGELICAPEGGYELIZAWORK!
Mom: why are you like this
You did it! You broke Hamilton down to its bare essentials!
[Texting]
Thomas: Hi, who's this? Alexander changed all my contact names to mythical creatures
James: What's mine?
Thomas: "Dwarf."
James: I'M NOT THAT SMALL
Thomas: Oh hey James
James: FUCK
Alexander: [sighs]
John: You bored?
Alexander: Yup.
John: Wanna start chaos for no reason?
Alexander: I thought you'd never ask.
Lafayette, with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, may be asking, “How did you do this to yourself, Lafayette?”
Lafayette: Well kids, Lafayette has no fucking idea.
Hamilton: Did I make a mistake? Yes.
Hamilton: Do I regret the decision that I made? Yes.
Washington: Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.
Angie: What’s wrong?
Philip: *takes a long drag from a cigarette*
Philip: My Skechers don’t light up anymore.
Philip: Can you check under the bed for monsters?
Alexander: Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me. But if there is really something under the bed, it’s going to kill us both.
Alexander: For the last time, John and I are just friends.
Hercules: *sneezes*
Hercules: Apologies, I’m allergic to bullshit.
Alexander: Hey George, what does that coffee taste like?
George: Not as good as it smells, unfortunately.
Alexander: Ah.
Alexander: So a bit like shampoo then?
