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Yes, the Founding Fathers DID say that || Inactive Account

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Hey, everyone. If you're reading this and you're a fan of my quotes, I'm so, so, very sorry.

As a lot of you know, I'm a Junior in high school, which means that college and a future career are coming up fast for me. I've been pretty bogged down by mental illness and a heavy workload, so you've probably noticed a decline in quotes.

I've enjoyed every single interaction with you guys, and handling quotes used to bring me a lot of joy, which makes this very difficult for me to announce, but it's better than basically ghosting all of you.

So totallyaccurate-hamilquotes is out of business. While I won't be posting anymore quotes, this account will stay up. The asks and submissions will be closed, and I'm so very sorry to all the asks I never got to answering.

Thanks for reading this, have a nice day/evening

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Burr: You survived multiple childhood traumas and got shipped here from the Caribbean by writing an essay?

Alexander: What, like it's hard?

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Alexander: Shake it

Philip: [shimmies]

Alexander: The bottle, Philip

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Alexander: How long are you going to be mad at me?

Eliza: Ten minutes

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Alexander: How did you find me?

Washington: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, "Now, who could that be?".

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Do you do quotes about one of the characters just giving some love to whoever is reading? Like saying stuff like “you’re beautiful” or “you gotta take care of yourself”. Think of inspirational meme posters lol

[Directed at the person reading this]

Hercules: It's okay to ask for help!

John: You're not a burden!

Alexander: Murder is okay!

Lafayette: Your feelings matter!

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Alexander, smacking bread onto both sides of Jefferson's head: What are you?

Jefferson: A snack—

Alexander: NO

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Eliza: Love is in the air!

Alexander, in a hazmat suit, spraying Febreeze everywhere: Not for long

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Alexander, flirting with Eliza: Flirting is part of my heritage

Eliza: What does that mean?

Burr: His mother was a slut too.

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Right After "Wait For It"

*scene pauses, Hamilton pops into view*

Hamilton: Hi, excuse me? Two seconds here, I'm the person the musical's named after remember? This story's about me--*crosses Burr with an X with a sharpie*--NOT HIM. Ok, you got it? Alright, we're going to move ahead,sorry to slow you down. *vigorously crosses Burr off with marker before noticing the audience and leaving sheepishly*

*Scene unpauses to move to Stay Alive*

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Angelica Jr: WAIT it's moving

James Alexander: What's he trying to say?

Alexander, through the Ouiji Board: I-T-S P-A-S-T Y-O-U-R B-E-D-T-I-M-E G-O T-H-E F-U-C-K T-O S-L-E-E-P

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Again,with the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer.

--Burr,to Hamilton 

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John: Oh, shit!

Washington: John, don't curse. You are in public

John: Mamma Mia, that's a spicy meatball!

Washington:

Washington: You know what? Just say fuck

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The Hamilsquad: [Loses Alexander in a crowd]

The Hamilsquad: This calls for drasti—

Burr: shut the fUCK up and keep walking.

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During Schuyler Defeated(Workshop)

Burr: I'm sorry, I believe the words you're searching for are Senator Burr

Hamilton: The words I'm searching for, I can't say, because my son is present.

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Alright! We did not die today. I'd call that an unqualified success!

-Washington

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Today is Presidents' Day, and in honor of that here is a picture and some fun facts about America's first and (in my opinion) best president :)

-Mr. Washingmachine is the only major founding father without a college education

-He never actually ran for president; he was drafted by popular demand

-He didn't have a middle name

-None of his children were biologically related to him

-He owned more than thirty dogs and would give them unusual names including TrueLove, Sweetlips, Tipsy, Drunkard and Tipler.

-He was the only president who did not belong to a political party (He actually warned Americans against the system in his Farewell Address!!...He would not be very happy with modern politics :/)

-There is 1 state, 7 mountains, 8 streams, 10 lakes, 33 counties, 9 colleges, and 121 towns and villages named after him

-He loved to dance

-Everyone called him “General,” including his friends and wife (in public, at least)

-There are a group of Japanese Shinto priests in parts of Hawaii who worship the former president as one of their gods. He is considered a Kami in Shinto Shrines: a man who becomes a god once he dies and goes to heaven.

(Sources: https://www.bostonteapartyship.com/george-washington-facts ; https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.factinate.com/people/43-facts-george-washington/amp/ )