an ace unable to change

writing blog | 18+ only i just post whatever i want and i’m a mess

[midnigtartist]

POV: You’re being cringe at camp

[galgant]

Adoption is fun.

[calistozom]

When the heroes are not in the camp

[trickstarbrave]

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

[velinxi]

The dark urge and young lady Orin

[heyitsjaki]

Astarion knows an easy mark when he sees one 🤣

Bonus Gale reaction:

[blorbopolis]

im cooking

[illithussy]

reddit is still free. also tbh good riddance for the op

edit for everyone who is confused: shart is shadowheart, people shorten her name that way as a joke on reddit

[kelvnn]

Astarion’s simple plan

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[krembruleed]

astarion is cheating

[glittergluekintsugi]

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

[mistercrowbar]

The strength economy is in shambles.

100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time

[may12324]

The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

[pantwardowskimoved]

this is some sort of mood

[bettydice]

writing dialogue for Astarion in like a normal text editor is very difficult actually because it feels like all his dialogue should be created with WordArt

[vampirehoney]

I need her