Calm thine tits

Elle La Bouff For the honor of grayskull! 16. Hufflepuff Kick ass kicker of things that should be kicked Basically if Lady Thor, dude Thor and She-ra had a crazy threesome one night and She-ra got knocked up, I'd totally be their freaky little blonde witch baby. 🤙🏻

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: So what you're saying is wait until the season's over and it's summer and she can't do anything but kiss my face back?

Elle: Or, I'm saying don't kiss her.

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: Making out with my hot Quidditch captain to remind her that I'm even more amazing than she is ISN'T STUPID!

Elle: She's not going to make out with you and she'll probably punch you in the face or kick you off the team for trying!

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

James: Not so chatty now that I've HIT ON A BRILLIANT IDEA, ARE YOU?

Elle: It's not a brilliant idea! I'm just telling you not to do something stupid!!

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: [SILENTLY SULKS ABOUT STUPID GIRLS NOT APPRECIATING HOW WONDERFUL I AM.]

Jimmy: I bet if I made out with her she'd change her mind. Magic lips and all that.

Elle: No.

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: [SILENTLY GETS MARY KATE TO HIDE IT FOR ME SO SHE DOESN'T LOSE HER STAR SEEKER'S LUCKY BROOM]

Elle: Actually I was talking to MK and she was saying if you don't straighten up real fast, she's going to replace you because you're turning into a liability. And that's not really something you'd say about your star seeker.

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: [SILENTLY AND HATEFULLY LOCKS MY BROOM AWAY WHERE YOU CAN NEVER FIND IT]

Elle: I love how you think I wouldn't figure out where you hide things. Like how long have we known each other???

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: [NOISY STRESSFUL SILENCE]

Elle: So the little brother's birthday is coming up and I think I want to give him YOUR broom, is that okay? Who am I kidding, of course it is. The only person you love more than my sibs is meeee!

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: [S I L E N C E]

Elle: You being silent is so relaxing wow. What a miracle!

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: [continued silence because you're too annoying for Audrey]

Elle: Of the two of us, I AM NOT THE ANNOYING ONE.

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: [more silence because you'd fail]

Elle: You don't know what Audrey's into. Maybe she's been a lesbian this entire time!

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: [silence]

Elle: What if I tried to kiss Audrey. How wild would THAT be?

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: I'M A NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED PERSON.

Jimmy: Don't be ridiculous, Audrey's biased. She finds me charming and irressistible.

Jimmy: WOW, TOO FAR. Officially ghosting you now, goodbye.

Elle: ARE YOU? ARE YOU REALLY?

Elle: Except she doesn't seem that charmed by you and is clearly resisting you.

Elle: That's too far for you? THAT? OF ALL THINGS?

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: STALKING ISN'T ROMANTIC SO I'M RESERVING IT FOR YOU.

Jimmy: Why would I buy love? I get it just by being me! You have hate blinding your heart, we need to ask a nonbiased focus group.

Jimmy: SILENT SILENT SILENT SILENT SILENT SILENT SILENT.

Elle: OKAY, BUT PEOPLE STILL DO IT. DON'T STALK ME, OR I'LL BECOME A NUN AND JUST BORE YOU TO DEATH.

Elle: Because you're pathetic? I do not have hate blinding anything, I just know better than you! Like who, Audrey?

Elle: You're an idiot.

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Jimmy: TIME TO STALK YOU AND SEE HOW KISSLESS YOUR LIFE IS THEN I GUESS.

Jimmy: I have InstaRoyal likes and photo albums of my face that could make anyone in their right mind OOH AND AWW!

Jimmy: I. WAS. SILENT. PROTESTING. YOU.

Elle: DON'T STALK ME. STALK THE GIRL YOU LIKE INSTEAD.

Elle: I don't trust that you don't buy your instaroyal likes and no picture I have ever seen of you has ever made me ooh or Aww and I have the rightest mind of both of us!

Elle: YOU'RE AWFUL AT IT.

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TEXT 🍫 arielle

Aria: Wow, when you put it that way, it still sounds boring and lame! The cards have zero value, but sure. Waste time on that rather than doing anything productive or something.

Elle: We all have our things, don't yuck my yum! They actually have some degree of value, I've heard of people spending MAD galleons on especially rare cards. I do productive things all the time, don't you have any chill hobbies?

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TEXT 🍫 arielle

Aria: That's wasteful. At least try to catch it so someone else could eat it. That's perfectly good chocolate you're letting hop away. I don't get it. Why do you want an old dude's face on a piece of paper so much? What's the point?

Elle: If someone wants to eat my forgotten about frogs so much, they can catch it themselves. You're the one wasting perfectly good cards that last much longer than the frog's! The point is to collect them all and have more than your friends! Also. To probably know about heroes of the wizarding world but like....that's not as fun and they're in a hard font.

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text ✉️$ noelle

Noa: so does anyone else think it'd be hella hot if mk and elle made out? like even a little bit? i can't be alone in this. they're smoking hot, you're lying if you say you haven't thought about it.

Elle: I have thought about it and I agree! So does MK if you catch my drift lol 😉