Achmage Of The True Labyrinth

In charge of all the magical schenanagins of the labyrinth She/They

[labyrinthian-archmage]

For anyone interested I do have a cool poetry insta

https://www.instagram.com/stale_forest?igsh=MWhjZmQwNnRicGVseQ==

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One of the homunculi just ate all of the others so floor 5 is substantially more dangerous then usual. In response to this I will be making the flood after it a lot more dangerous aswell. Good luck adventurers ;3

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Oh my gosh it’s pride month, I didn’t realize cause I haven’t been out of the labyrinth in months. Happy pride to all the gay mages, every warlock, bard, changeling and all the non magically inclined members of the lgbtq+ community aswell!.

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Wake up achmage, you have arcane mail!

An owl just brought this to my office which is astounding considering Its on the lower levels of the labyrinth this is 100% going on my wall glad my efforts in the labyrinth havent gone unnoticed.

[gayleafpool]

i get almost nauseous with deep burning desire when i see pictures of ocean water on a bright sunny day

[labyrinthian-archmage]

Apparently traps that give adventurers gender dysphoria are “not up to code”. Sorry for trying to be innovative I guess. Unfortunately this means the labyrinth will continue to be closed for the considerable future. I am also waiting on the approval of some of my more…. Unique permits.

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I finally got a position befitting my abilities. As of today I am in charge of the labyrinth. Unfortunately the labyrinth will be closed for a few days while we do some… upgrades, as my predecessor wasn’t exactly… competent.

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Still mad that ddlc actively doesn’t let you chose Monika, Monika has always been my favorite from the very start when I did a blind playthrough of the game and was bummed they let me chose monika but she’d just be like “no you should help out one of the others” girl please I want to chose you!!!

[labyrinthian-archmage]

Wizard 1: Hello?

Wizard 2: Hey, what's up?

Wizard 1: I need your help! Can you come here?

Wizard 2: Well, I can't. I'm buying scrolls.

Wizard 1: Alright, hurry up and get over here.

Wizard 2: I can't find them.

Wizard 1: What do you mean you can't find them?

Wizard 2: I can't find them. There's only homunculus.

Wizard 1: Whaddaya mean "there's only homunculus"?

Wizard 2: It means there's only homunculus

Wizard 1: Well, get out of the homunculus aisle!

Wizard 2: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! (He moves to the next aisle.) There's more homunculus!

Wizard 1: Whaddaya mean "there's more homunculus"?!

Wizard 2: There's just more homunculus!

Wizard 1: Go into the next aisle!

Wizard 2: (moves to the next aisle) There's still homunculus!

Wizard 1: Where ARE you right now?!

Wizard 2: I'm at homunculus!

Wizard 1: WHADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT homunculus"!?

Wizard 2: I MEAN I'M AT HOMUNCULUS!

Wizard 1: WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Wizard 2: I'M AT THE HOMUNCULUS STORE!!

Wizard 1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING SCROLLS AT THE HOMUNCULUS STORE?!?

Wizard 2: FUCK YOU!!!

[labyrinthian-archmage]

Midwest emo at the family function

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It’s normal to have a deep longing for running away to the vast open sea right…. right guys

[toboldlynerd]

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Bro the tariffs on goods from the astral plane are getting out of hand I can hardly afford memory crystals anymore I’m probably gonna have to start extracting them directly from townsfolk instead of ethically sourcing them from the astral plane.

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Decay is a privilege of the once living.

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There is a very very very small rodent slowly gnawing through my brain stem at all times

[seventyeight-moose]

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