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A statement about my recent posts:

I'm crashing the fuck out!!! why is every fabric on this godforsaken earth made of plastic now!!!! how the fuck are you selling a $1500 sofa with "linen" upholstery that's only 16% linen!!!!!

laceratedlamiaceae

remember plants? remember when stuff was made of like wood and cotton and shit? and not plastic? now everything is different shades of fucking plastic. plastic fabric and plastic stickers on plasticked-together wood. am i plastic? are you plastic? are we all plastic?

I'm crashing the fuck out!!! why is every fabric on this godforsaken earth made of plastic now!!!! how the fuck are you selling a $1500 sofa with "linen" upholstery that's only 16% linen!!!!!

#i need to start killing people i think

What does it say about me that whenever I go into the tag for a character I like it's all just gifs of them standing blurrily in the background

#love me a man who just stands there #tumblr

you ever scroll back a few years in your likes and Remember

I hate the way this website has ruined my brain to the point where I can't even go outside anymore. I was at a vintage store today and saw this ad for the 2018 St. Paul Winter Carnival

and I had to stop in the middle of the store and search ao3 for King Boreas/Vulcanus Rex fics. of which there are zero :(

#the st. paul winter carnival fandom needs to step it up #yes i did spend like half an hour tracking this image down because i forgot to take a picture of it #and i'd say it was worth it #but seriously why did they make a poster that looks like gay fanart #better question why do i look at so much gay fanart that all illustrations remind me of it

saw someone unironically use the phrase "old man yaoi" to refer to two 26 year olds I'm killing every teenager on this planet and then myself

#pleeeeeeease i just want to see two AARP members fucking each other is that too much to ask #i know this is not a new phenomenon but i've never seen it this egregious before

rainbowfunks

Google how do i stop thinking about him

#crowley #crowley spn #supernatural #spn

gorlassar

Just trying to get back into the swing of things over here.

Don’t mind me.

#crobby #crowley #crowley spn #bobby singer #spn #supernatural

gorlassar

Something quick and Sappy ♥

#crobby #crowley #crowley spn #bobby singer #spn #supernatural

gorlassar

Final art for @reyklandic who was took the risk of purchasing my commission perk from the [sold out] @supernaturalartbook.

This was super fun, so THANK YOU Rey!

#crowley #crowley spn #spn #supernatural

stupid cracky crobby idea I can't stop thinking about:

Crowley decides to retire from his position as king of Hell, and due to some Santa Clause-esque rules nobody knew about, his consort aka the guy he's fucking aka Bobby becomes the new king by default. Now Bobby has to adjust to having all the power of the king of Hell while also being a human with a soul and empathy and all that, trying to keep the cosmic order of things together and not go mad with power and maybe rehabilitate the poor souls that have had the humanity tortured out of them. and Crowley's just, like, experimenting with sweatpants and watching Sex and the City reruns.

#crobby #crowley #crowley spn #bobby singer #honestly this doesn't even have anything to do with the actual show anymore why bother tagging it