[uptional]

[uptional]

[uptional]

[nicolebonnet-deactivated2016111]

[nourrice]

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

[adgb-collected]

[jodiefoster]

she needs a hug (i’m she)

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

Realistically as a super hero if you hear “the hulk is on a rampage” and your super power is something simple like flight or invisibility, you really gonna go try to stop him? Or will you just turn your phone off and fake like you were asleep the whole time?

[fonzworthcutlass]

As long as he aint in my front yard that nigga can stay mad.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

On everything I’m flying my ass in the opposite direction.

[fonzworthcutlass]

the city folk: “Invisi-Boy help! The Hulk is destroying Townsville!!”

me:

[theonce-andfuture-queen]

Why is the hulk in Townsville?

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

Gentrification

[athetos]

You: Dick Pics

Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard

[easternmediterranean]

I CANNT BREWATGHHEEE

[methhomework]

[shuseph]

makes u think…

[aidn]

why do bus timetables even exist they might as well have no times and just the words “good luck” on them instead

[magglehe]

In which the writers of Secret Life saw the chance and took it.

[peridotsofficialtwitteraccount]

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

[myneurodiversity]

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

[boniuvs]

p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n

[livyanne511]

Literally please. I’d love to get to know my followers!!! I wanna make internet friends.

[pet-diary]

Uhm, yes please!! Don’t be scared of me or afraid to say something! I love making friends online. Even if you’re only willing to be anon it’s better than nothing (as long as you’re not a mean) :)

[quantum-natura]

Metatron’s Cube crystal grid 💎🌀💎