A little havoc with your tea?

Lachlan Vasile Royal Imp Council Member Professor of the Occult

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lenoredauphine: 

“You can try, make a little effort here. I didn’t say that.”

“Me leaving my house in the middle of the night to go to yours and leave you pears isn’t effort enough? I hope you know just how damned cold it’s getting these days. I was reading an article the other day about how this region is colder than Mars. Mars, Dauphine.”

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     ‘ All you can do in this town is become an alcoholic. And I don’t hate my liver that much so- Death by boredom it is then. ‘

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“So you stick around town because...?”

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kai--hunt:

“You know, this time of year is the most likely time for some sort of disaster to happen. The kind with a significant body count. Guess people just like wrecking the holiday, but I want a front row seat if it does happen.”

“Front row seats also mean you’re most likely to be in the splash zone - I’d fancy a balcony seat, myself.”

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mathisrcux:

“It is nothing more than literature, I assure you. A mere book, if you will.”

“Must be a fascinating read - lovely little diagrams you’ve got in it.” 

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desmondvaughn:

          “Tell me why I shouldn’t shoot you on the spot? Don’t you know trespassing is illegal—-?”

“Pretty sure randomly shooting a lost and humble civilian is also illegal.” Not like it’d really work, at any rate.

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temperancegoldthwaite:

The brunette sighed loudly and slid her elbows against the counter as her hair formed a veil over her eyes. After a long pause she blew the hair out of her eyes. “Shipping packages overseas takes so much effort.”

“Because I care so much about your shipping problems.” 

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“A’ight, yeh called meh down ‘ere, afta I nearly crashed meh bike an’ almost collected sum points from hittin’ sumone. Whatcha want?” 

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“Oh, could you pass me that book over there? Green cover.” 

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gentle-hobbes: 

“I, uh…I-I-I’m s-sorry…”

“A broken record, you are. I swear.” 

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patrick--rothel:

“I see a few months away was not healthy for the town. All this gloom and doom feeling in the air really put a damper on my welcoming committee, huh?.”

“Well, given the doom and gloom that did actually occur, I doubt we had much room in the budget to accommodate your committee. Budget cuts, you know?”

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lenoredauphine: 

“I’m such a lucky girl,” she rolled her irises towards the ceiling. “What will it cost to make you stop?”

“Ah, see, there within lies the problem. Can’t really put a price tag on fun. Besides, you already owe me as it is for that lovely book. Unless you don’t need it any more?” 

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lenoredauphine: 

“Remind me again what I did to deserve this?”

“Absolutely nothing. You just happened to pick the wrong night to park it in the cemetery.” 

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lenoredauphine: 

“Yeah join the fucking club. This is the dumbest prank in the world, you do realize that right?” Her arms remained firmly crossed as she crossed the threshold into his mania, boots clicking on the floor of his office. “You’re a billion years old and you choose to bother me instead of, I don’t know, grading papers or whatever your job entails. Don’t bring your stupidity to the bar.”

“Well I wouldn’t call it dumb if it succeeds in getting on your nerves - I think ‘simple’ ought to do the trick. And also, way more fun than grading papers, and I’m not so uncertain that my sister would say no to a couple of complementary fruit bowls along the bar.”

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“I swear to God,” she glared from the doorway of his office. “If you leave one more pear at my house, I’m going to shove it down your throat.” @lachlanvasile

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“Well, I’d encourage you to try - I have been known to take rather large... ah, objects into my mouth. And, what, you’re not allergic are you? Would you prefer some other sort of fruit? Cause if you don’t specify I will continue leave them elsewhere in your day to day life - you do work for my sister, yes?”

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gentle-hobbes: 

“I-I, uh…I-I’m sorry.”

“Okay clearly words don’t suit you. What works better because I literally don’t have the patience to go through this again - White board? Pantomime? Emojis?”

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giannaxstjamesx: 

“Seriously? You couldn’t just buy your own? I mean I’m pretty sure you have your own money to get your own.”

“Mm, yeah, didn’t quite feel like waiting - here I’ll pay you for it, if you want.” 

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gentle-hobbes: 

“T-the, um…t-the s-s-sign says, um…”

“Jesus, are we really going to do this again?”

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“Um–that’s, uh…w-wait, s-sorry, y-you can’t, um…” Hobbes bounced from foot to foot, rubbing his hands together, unsure of how to properly speak right now.

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“Oh, you again. Well, what is it this time?”