awkward stammering

fun for no one involved

[metfell]

guy who gets increasingly confused when an 80’s song fades out so he turns it up louder and louder and gets blasted so hard by the next song starting that he dies

[lacrioxwaterboard]

When you're cutting paper and it gets its groove on and jsut goes swoooOOOOOOOooooooop in a straightline. ya that must be what drugs feel like

[lacrioxwaterboard]

too hot for blanket, too cold for no blanket

[dmonet-macitan]

learned how to use blenders film making tools

[lacrioxwaterboard]

there is a little “i love you” hidden in the “mmmm” before i say “bye (hangs up phone call)”

[justsomeguycore]

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[lacrioxwaterboard]

boy do i have a band name for you

[lacrioxwaterboard]

i yearn for bed

[thanakite]

I still firmly believe that Tatiana Maslany should have won more awards for her work in Orphan Black, she is literally like half of the cast and yet each character she plays is distinct and different enough to tell when one is pretending to be another and so on and so forth

You could literally believe that each character is played by different actors if it weren't for the fact that they all have the same face and you wouldn't be able to find that many actors who look alike

[depsidase]

[dajo42]

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

[dumbledorathexplora]

I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin

[girlballs-archive]

*trying to call a woman beautiful but i've forgotten how to engage other humans in conversation* girl, you remind me of architecture

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[peppermintsticks]

[sevaria]

writing in a journal just isn’t the same as getting attention online for being insane

[drag0ns-in-cyb3rspac3]

[devil-official]

DO NOT BRING BACK SONGS ABOUT BEATING THE DEVIL IN A MUSIC CONTEST

[firefox-official]

i want a boyfriend whos afraid of the dark but pretends not to be

[firefox-official]

So i can hunt him

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you can only have one

girlfriend

full set of cincinnati art-carved furniture

Voting ended onAug 30, 2024