welcome to the pit

wyrm • he/it • 24

[jinx88kc]

lunchables / TVdinner

[sukinapan]

recently found out about the nekojiru (cat soup) manga ∑d(°∀°d)

[emb4lmr]

Slop damage

[theygender]

In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"

[nnebuchadnezzar]

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[asteria-of-the-stars]

Some of my favourite of Gustave Doré’s illustrations for Dante Alighieri’s Inferno.

[glubby]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[ofishal-fish-posts]

great post, everyone! hit the showers!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[miiilowo]

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

[queer-as-city-folk]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Fishies to make it all hurt less

[wilderbutch-deactivated20250413]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓍊𓋼𖡼𖤣𖥧𓆏𖡼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓍊𓋼𖡼𖤣𖥧𓆏𖡼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓍊𓋼𖡼𖤣𖥧𓆏𖡼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊

Froggies to make it all hurt less

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[thewickedwilds]

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

[brainrotdotorg]

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

[artemis-dawn8]