Tom's Horde

I exist but only in theory. 20 something. guy. i like anime and monsters and the power of friendship.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[zitongzi]

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood

[aspiringsorceress]

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[cuntboysupremacy]

girl helppp

[cuntboysupremacy]

forcefemmed future self

[cuntboysupremacy]

the replies are even worse

[radiosandrecordings]

Scottish government currently has a bunch of ads up to get screened for lung cancer, but for some reason they’ve decided to personify cancer as some sort of gothic butch milf and I’m obsessed with her

[a-random-fandom-friend]

I know I already said it in a reblog 2 years ago, but... the french orangina ads :

[fantasticsacabambaspis]

No way thats called Orangina

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[autumnbrambleagain]

for some reason people never like my vintage story root cellar system which i affectionately call "grain hell" because they enter grain hell and can never find their way back out from the cubic maze of identical interconnecting rooms

the trick is you put all the doors so they open towards deeper, so it's really easy to just reverse your steps out once you know that trick

with grain hell you minimize the footprint of each room but allow for infinite tessellation a perfect infinity of food storage

[autumnbrambleagain]

good news, that is magic of infinite tessellation

you add new rooms as need and whimsy dictates, in whatever configuration made sense at that given moment!

[xenasaur]

we need legislation banning games >100GB

[xenasaur]

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

[xenasaur]

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

[xenasaur]

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

[creamypancakebatter]

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

[xenasaur]

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

[somespicycheese]

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[the-jordas-trials]

DAVE! DAVE! DAVE! DAVE! DAVE! DAVE! DAVE! DAVE! DAVE!

bonus rendition of my first reaction to seeing its ass. Once an Ultrakill player always an Ultrakill player

[zombiepatch]

no temporal storm is stopping chicken viewing time

[marktankovic]

I'm so tired of people who say that falxes are strange and weird and that the normals swords would've been better SHUT THE FUCK UP❗❗❗ They're- They're unique and cool and(most likely) important to the lore!!! It's so much better than boring ass swords!!!

LOOK!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THEY'RE NOT SICK AS HELL??? I LOVE FALXES!!!! YOU JUST HAVE NO WHIMSY IN YOUR LIFE!!;;

[ladditt]

Falxes exist because the VS creepy crawlies are canonically made of rusty metal, linen sacks and gross twisted flesh. They need to be curved and serrated to be effective!

This is in the tool tool tips people!

[vrataf]

Using trapdoors to redirect water flow and to turn on or off the water wheel in Vintage Story 1.22.

[sluggishlywriting]

I think it's not talked about enough how the coming age of de-anonymization has the potential to kick the loneliness epidemic into overdrive.

I'm all for young people socializing offline, but here's the thing: The spaces that kids used to meet people outside of their families up until the early 2000s are simply gone now. Take away their means to socialize online with reasonable privacy, put them in suburban homes where you have to go on a thirty minute drive just to get to a grocery store, and you've already created a perfect hell of isolation and dependence.

We're seeing portrayals of the 80s and 90s in popular media now that depict the freedom kids had back then as a consequence of poor parenting, almost as though to justify our own poor treatment of our young today. Parents seem to ignore the very obvious fact that the perceived safety they create comes at the expense of the next generation's ability to run this planet.

Going outside? Nope! Too dangerous because CRIMINALS! Never mind the fact that violent crime is at an all time low, and a lot of it could actually be helped by proper socialization.

Going online? Nope! Too dangerous because PORNOGRAPHY. Never mind the fact that this is coming from people who would hide porn magazines under their beds when they were fifteen.

Why doesn't it occur to the people who come up with this kind of nonsense that a well-adjusted social life might actually be the answer to many of those problems?

Right now it's becoming a feedback loop: Kids who have absolutely no friends at an age where it would be perfectly normal for them to detach themselves from their parents inevitably end up in bad places. Online or offline.

You keep them away from everything until they are eighteen, and then, when they come of age and you legally can't restrain them anymore, they are thrown into a world they should have instead grown into. You create a problem, and when it comes back to haunt you, you double down.

Right now, the last relatively safe spaces for teens to socialize are building walls to keep them out, while claiming it's to protect them.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[cookingwithroxy]

Talking to animals, AND it kills me when I use it?

That's just killing me quickly if I ever go outside.

[kob131]

I can control time..but only in private?

....Fuck yeah? Just stop time in some private place at my job, do work quickly and bam! Suddenly I'm the most productive guy in the whole place. Or stop time when I'm alone, clean my house and have the whole rest of the day to myself. Or just reverse time until I'm around people, go find a private place and keep doing that. I could redo my whole life.

[ladditt]

"you can melt anything you touch but it's incredibly tiring to do"

Wow that's completely useless AND inconvenient!

[alexanderwales]

It's absolutely crazy that intellectual labor can wipe you out. It seems like it shouldn't be a thing, like your stores of brain juice shouldn't be able to be depleted in that way.

I feel like a wizard that's out of spell slots, and to me that's a hackish mechanical limitation put in place to try to balance the classes.

[improbablecarny]

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

[improbablecarny]

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

[improbablecarny]

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw