@future--adult

now @future--adult

[lady-miss-m]

hey so,

i no longer use this account, but for anyone still down to follow me you can find me @future--adult

so yah

k thx bye~♡♡

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[tylerdrrden]

[avpdnoisearchive]

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

[speedlimit15]

[railroadsoftware]

no

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

no

[kjhjhjdkjdnkldndlj-deactivated2]

absolutely not. the only thing i’m slapping on him is a little kiss

[uncancellable]

move aside then

[natitheking29]

You fool, it’s a slap, you get nothing for hitting a home run You will be shamed

[softdog1]

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ🍯

help him get his honey

[treehog]

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ he has been a naughty bear… no honey

[archivearchivearchiev]

🔫ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ ʔ

 do you think this is a game

[sallyjacson]

since fall has officially started it’s illegal for it to be hot out 

[hhenryhiggins]

[notmusa]

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

[aquaheartgirl]

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…

This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?

But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:

Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!

Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.

Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.

Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.

[dretanya]

[basdos]

[paprika]

[asrinhuznu-deactivated20191114]

[marci1900]

[cgpjokes]

[ruinedchildhood]

what’s going on

[neptunewalls-deactivated2016102]

[boonanasplits]

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

[aelx]

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

[poeticpines]

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL