the wild and rebelious twin

Omegon managed to acquire more cans of surströmming for her biggest prank. As she proceeded to open the can and dump the brine all over the carpet floors around the imperial palace, making sure the pungent smell cover the whole building, she was even bold enough to pour a little bit more of the brine on the front door to Guilliman's office with a perfect disguise, making sure that the prank didn't tie her in any way or another

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“Ahem.”

Omegon stop before she slowly turn around with a nervous laugh

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“Leave.”

"Hold on" Omegon said as she quickly throw the open can of surströmming at the captain general before quickly disappeared into the shadow

Omegon managed to acquire more cans of surströmming for her biggest prank. As she proceeded to open the can and dump the brine all over the carpet floors around the imperial palace, making sure the pungent smell cover the whole building, she was even bold enough to pour a little bit more of the brine on the front door to Guilliman's office with a perfect disguise, making sure that the prank didn't tie her in any way or another

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“Ahem.”

Omegon stop before she slowly turn around with a nervous laugh

#lady omegon #very diabolical prank

Omegon managed to acquire more cans of surströmming for her biggest prank. As she proceeded to open the can and dump the brine all over the carpet floors around the imperial palace, making sure the pungent smell cover the whole building, she was even bold enough to pour a little bit more of the brine on the front door to Guilliman's office with a perfect disguise, making sure that the prank didn't tie her in any way or another

Omegon makes a mischievous smile when she is holding an unopened tin can of surströmming in her hand

"get that thing away from my kitchen," corvus said to Omegon with a cautious look when she saw the tin can in her hand

Lorgar looks confused, "what's with this can of fish??" She doesn't get why corvus is afraid of the can of surströmming

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Perturabo sighs.

"Please don't give me that look, I never see it before"

"sister, if Omegon opens that can of surströmming improperly, the smell would cover the whole building, and it would be worse if she decided to be very diabolical; she would spill that brine on the floor to make the stench linger longer, no matter how much work you put into getting rid of that stench. It smells like a rotting corpse, too. Corvus patiently explains to Lorgar about why opening the surströmming improperly is a bad idea

"wait wait what?? is really that bad??" Lorgar was very surprised by corvus's words

lady-death-guard

"hmm...now I really want to try one," Mortarion said as she hoarded several cans of surströmming to her cave

Omegon makes a devious smile as she wears a special grade gas mask and opens the can of surströmming. She then proceeded to pour the brine out from the can and onto the carpeted floor of the imperial palace hallways

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“It’s times like this I wish normal drugs worked on us. Why couldn’t father let ibuprofen to work on me…”

"idk, ask my twin for that. But at least I don't need to worry about someone poisoning my food everyday "

Omegon makes a mischievous smile when she is holding an unopened tin can of surströmming in her hand

"get that thing away from my kitchen," corvus said to Omegon with a cautious look when she saw the tin can in her hand

Lorgar looks confused, "what's with this can of fish??" She doesn't get why corvus is afraid of the can of surströmming

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Perturabo sighs.

"Please don't give me that look, I never see it before"

"sister, if Omegon opens that can of surströmming improperly, the smell would cover the whole building, and it would be worse if she decided to be very diabolical; she would spill that brine on the floor to make the stench linger longer, no matter how much work you put into getting rid of that stench. It smells like a rotting corpse, too. Corvus patiently explains to Lorgar about why opening the surströmming improperly is a bad idea

"wait wait what?? is really that bad??" Lorgar was very surprised by corvus's words

lady-death-guard

"hmm...now I really want to try one," Mortarion said as she hoarded several cans of surströmming to her cave

#lady omegon #this is so evil and diabolical at the same time #definately blame corvus for her idea

Omegon makes a devious smile as she wears a special grade gas mask and opens the can of surströmming. She then proceeded to pour the brine out from the can and onto the carpeted floor of the imperial palace hallways

Omegon makes a mischievous smile when she is holding an unopened tin can of surströmming in her hand

#lady omegon #warhammer rp

"Don't tell my sister that I almost successfully pranked father before he got nerfed and stuck in the golden throne. It took me 3 days to actually strategize this successful plan to prank my father by wrapping his entire room with wrapping paper with some help."

#lady omegon #warhammer 40k #warhammer rp #crack post

Omegon sharpening the dagger she prepared for the prank "well time to Caesar'ed someone" She grin mischievously

#lady omegon #warhammer 40k #warhammer rp

"got me thinking....what father is doing right now? Heard he got trapped in the golden throne" omegon said before drinking a can of energy drink

#lady omegon #warhammer rp #warhammer 40k

Omegon read the fully translated message and her face went pale "ohh right, I forgot about that" she said as she went to open the drawer from her desk, inside a single vial contain a bones shard that is made of obsidian "the price I payed have someone helped me orcastrate my fake death by dorn's hand" she said, her words are unsure yet she made that choice to begin with.

#lady omegon #warhammer 40k

Gives you a bored techpriest

"Thank you, I appreciate that" Omegon said as she give the tech priest the coded message on the data slate for them to translate

"I might need to kidnap a tech priest just to have this weird code translated"

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Do you use a secure line, sis?

I did, I just change it last week and never had an issue with it until now

This is out of my understanding, tch....only those mechanicus of mars can understand it

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Do you use a secure line, sis?