dandy looking at the camera: why did i get rid of my stethoscope, you ask? well, you see,
michelle: won't stop rambling long enough for him to hear anything
leo: hollow 'clink'
policeman: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
poor dad: mass panic ensues within the hospital as dandy assumes poor dad has died, not realizing his body is fake
i had to draw this thank you for giving me a reason not to draw his stethoscope anymore (<-consistently already usually forgot it) anyway hi people who followed me for deltarune can i interest you in another game i like
🩸ᴀ/ɴ: requested by @roronoaswifey <33 I hope that you enjoy this!
🩸ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟꜱ: NSFW MINORS DNI//Ace x fem!reader//warnings: slightly dom reader, frottage, biting, public sex
“You’re so annoying.” You snap out, pinning him down for what felt like the hundredth time of the day. You weren’t sure if he was even trying at this point, still giving you a cocky grin when you’d straddle his hips to keep him pressed against the dirt ground. Surely he couldn’t be this bad at fighting without devil fruit powers? But whatever he was trying to accomplish you couldn't quite pinpoint.
“Why are you so upset when you’re winning?” He responds with, squirming somewhat pitifully beneath you. You roll your eyes and dig your knee into his hips, getting a loud yelp from the freckled man.
“Because you’re not actually trying. Get up and actually try to take me down.” You groan and begin to stand, ignoring the way he’s looking up at you.
“Oh come on, I kinda like it down here. It’s a nice view.”
In an instant you’re tackling him back onto the ground, the two of you rolling around, fighting to overpower the other in a constant sway of control. You manage to throw your leg back around his midsection, rolling back on top and capturing a handful of black hair that you thrust back. Instead of the yelp in pain you expected, a loud moan tears through him.
You both stop dead, sharing looks of disbelief and embarrassment. Your hand is vibrating, curiosity filling you and you tighten your grip again, tugging his head to the side by his hair. Again he moans, a smile appearing on his lips when he realizes what you’re playing at.
“God you’re weird.” You hiss out, shifting to get off his lap when you feel a hardness poking at your thigh. Once again you stop in utter disbelief, running through a myriad of emotions that curiosity always seems to reign king amongst. Carefully, you roll your hips down against his hard on and relish in the sweet moan he gives you in response.
“Says you.” He gasps out on a broken moan, thrusting his hips up against you in a desperate attempt at grinding. Tired of endless taunts. you decide to lean down and shut him up for good, lips smashing against his in a fevorant kiss. He jolts, immediately returning as his lips messily slot together with yours.
He bites down on his lip, trying to quiet himself but you just pick up the pace of humping against him, little bits of pleasure running through you with each drag of your clit against your panties. The friction is delicious as you roll your hips against his clothes cock, the heat between your two bodies becoming near unbearable amidst all the clothes. But you two only seem focussed on getting off.
Your lips messily press against his jaw, tracing sloppy kisses down it and towards his neck where you sink your teeth in, the cry from him louder than any other you’ve gotten out of him. You can feel him twitch against you, hips suddenly much more excited in rubbing against you as his peak draws close. Pulling his head back by his hair, you begin littering dark marks along his throat.
“You want everyone knowing w-what we did?” Ace gasps out when your teeth sink back into his skin, leaving a dark indent. “Mmm, s-show them I’m yours huh?”
“You talk too much.” You bite out, barely getting it out as the tension pulls even tighter inside you. You sit back for a better angle, humping against him faster to meet your orgasm, the ecstasy washing over you and turning your skin hot and sensitive. Ace cries out loudly underneath you, a wet stain appearing in his shorts but where you’d been rubbing up against him.
You both sit quietly, panting to yourselves as you come down. Ace can’t stop grinning up at you, eyes bright and smile wide. “Knew that training with you was a good idea.” He pants out and you roll your eyes.
Author note: So unfortunately I was late with the post for yesterday and I knew I had to get it done today even if I’m swamped with work. So I wrote something good ish and it is not edited so I apologize
Extra: Nsfw, Dom Reader, switch Ace, masturbation, cunt and pussy
MINORS DNI, AGELESS BLOGS DNI
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Ace hands slowly teased at his pink tip. His hands gently rubbing his tip with soft moans leaving his lips. He knew it was wrong masturbating to the thought of your mouth wrapped around his pulsing cock. He couldn’t help it, everything about you made him crave you more than ever. Even worse here he was in a closet full of cleaning supplies his cock out as he pumped it, attempting to quickly ride his high.
What Ace didn’t know was your attempts on finding him. You ran around the Moby Dick calling for Ace and asking around for your lover. He disappeared suddenly right after you bent over and picked up several books that Marco dropped. Minutes passing as you spoke to Marco about the books he was carrying. Immediately after finishing the conversation you noticed the disappearance of your lover.
Quickly running to the back of the Moby Dick where no one was you looked around. One step into the dark halls your ears picked up the sound of a whimper. Your ears perked up rapidly trying to figure out where the sound came from.
“Ace!” You screamed not wanting to stay in the dark halls any longer. Only seconds after did you hear boxes falling harshly onto the ground and a groan of pain leaving someone’s lips. You head to the cause of the sound, your hands pushing the door open to see your lover. His chest out like normal yet his cock puffy and red out for all to see.
“Y/n! It isn’t what it seems.” Your hands flew to your lips and giggled into your hand. Walking past the door your leg kicked the door shut.
“Ace at the moment all I see is your cock out crying for attention.” You unzipped your clothes and removed it from your body. Ace’s face turned red quickly and tried to crawl away from you. He grabs a box and tries to get up but in a matter of seconds you pushed him back onto the floor. Your legs hovering over him. You lowered yourself onto his lap and cradled Ace. His cock gently placed right under your pussy, the only thing preventing him from touching your folds were your underwear. Your hands caressed his cheek.
“My poor Ace.” You muttered lovingly. Ace could no longer look you in the eye his cock poking at your underwear. With a small raise of your hips you lowered a hand and moved your underwear to the side. “I’m not prepared so go easy on me.” You whispered into his ear. Moving his cock to your entrance you hovered over it your hands raising up to his cheeks once more.
You pressed your lips against his and sunk yourself onto his pulsing cock. Your arms wrapped around his neck holding your lover tightly. You bounced up and down your chest against his.
“My naughty little Ace fucking himself knowing well you could ask.” You let out a soft cry your cunt pooling juices out. Ace cried holding onto your waist tightly his whimpers being muffled as he held his head between your neck. He bit at the skin of your neck trying to stop himself from cumming right there and then. He had too even if your gummy walls clenched at his skinny yet long cock. You held control over him and he knew it. Even if he had his hands on your waist you were the one bouncing up and down at your own pace.
You picked up the pace and started to bounce vigorously on his beautiful cock. Ace whimpered louder leaving your neck opened, he swung he head back sweat finally appearing on his perfect face. His freckles started to glisten under his own sweat, heavy breathes left your soft lips and all he could do was grip at your hip dips the very thing that he loved.
“D-don’t don’t stop.” He mumbled, the one mistake he made was saying that it gave you the idea to stop. You were in control. He wanted to masturbate and not ask you for any help. With those words your hips dropped onto his cock a loud moan leaving you.
“Too bad.” You said and laughed at his shocked and frustrated face. He kissed you deeply and with a sudden movement he slammed you onto the ground your legs were moved to the side his cock still in you.
“I need this.” He slammed himself into your sopping wet cunt. Your brain going crazy with thoughts only about pleasure running though you. He raised your leg up high into the air his cock rammed into you tears starting to appear at the edge of your eyes.
⚜️ summary: Ace wants to leave and chase after Teach after Thatch's death. You try to stop him which leads to secrets being spilled and a vow being broken....
⚜️ a/n: totally acting like this took me an ungodly long time to write, blaming on being switched between meds but shhh. super sorry for such a long wait but I'm trying to finish everything important and this was up on the to do list!! this is for @katacanons who is an amazingly patient and sweet person <33 I hope you enjoy
⚜️ details: ANGST + NSFW//Ace x fem priestess!reader//w.c: 3.2k//warnings: blood, arguments, oral (fem!receiving), fingering, slight handjob, dry humping, words like "cunt" and "pussy" used, praise, teasing, penetration, creampie (not well proofread)
Ace’s mind was a flurry of thoughts, his blood burned like fire in his veins, hotter than any flame he could conjure in his hands. As hot as the blood that painted his tanned skin they trembled and clung to Thatch’s still body. He felt alive, a thousand volts of electricity running through him and threatening to explode at any moment.
Electric to the touch his crew could barely get a hold of him to stop him. Bared teeth gnashing like a wild animal he’d never felt this angry in years, like it was all crashing down and all it had taken was Teach to topple it over. Even when he tried to hide his intentions behind a faux smile everyone knew Ace’s world had gone red.
He’d already made up his mind and there was no point in stopping him, the others stuck only to watch with worry in their eyes as Ace only set himself up for disaster.
His boots hit the wooden floor heavily, his escape out to the sea far from subtle. He can’t find it in himself to care, stuck on a one track mind that couldn’t be moved. Faded voices still reach his ears, worries of him not thinking about himself or it not being worth it. Ace doesn’t care.
He’d never cared when it came to himself.
“You’re going to get yourself killed, you know that?”
He comes to a sharp stop and balls his fist up tight enough to turn his knuckles white. Ace is a firework and the fuse is already lit, the flame climbing dangerously close to the end. Although unwavered you speak again.
“You’re being foolish,” you strip yourself of the shadows crawling along your skin, stepping out to face the man who looked like he’d snap any minute. With an eye of a gorgon he’d turned most to stone, frozen them on the spot so they couldn’t try to convince him out of it. Yet if he was a gorgon you were Perseus’s shield, leaving him the one stuck in place.
“Do you think you’re the first one to tell me that?” He spits venom at you, falling back on his only defense when you had him cornered like this. Ace knew he could barge past you but you were the only one who didn’t even budge before him. Standing in front of him you were eerily calm, the embodiment of the calm before the storm and Ace was just waiting for the first crash of thunder.
“I know,” The words are bitter on your tongue and your eyes narrow. “But it seemed like nothing was getting into your damn head.”
A rumble of thunder. Your eyes were cloudy, a storm was coming.
“Get out of my way y/n.”
“You can go around me, you know damn well you can.” You straighten up, opening up the hall for Ace to move past you. His body jolts, a zap of electricity that fades to a numb buzz in his head. Fiery eyes stare down the hall but he stays still.
“I don’t want to fight with you.” Ace finally speaks. He grits his teeth as his impatience bleeds through.
You sigh and it lights his blood aflame once again, treating him like he was nothing more than a toddler throwing a tantrum. It was his choice and he knew damn well he was old enough to make the decision for himself. He wouldn’t fall for your guilting no matter how much it made his heart hurt.
It made his heart hurt…?
He wasn’t unfamiliar with a feeling like that, the sullen feeling gathering in his chest when he’d bid adieu to dear friends (and secret lovers from islands long ago). But there's an ice cold feeling that runs through his body like a wave when he feels this way towards you. You were an untouchable goddess to him and Ace barely had the privilege to kneel at your feet.
Just a friend, just a friend, a mantra he’d told himself for what felt like years each time your hand would brush against his or you would let a comment slip that meant much more than what most would think. A vow hangs heavy over both of your heads, turning any of the signs that set his heart ablaze into nothing more than fading embers
“We don’t need to fight, we could figure this out together.” You’re growing desperate in your tone with how unmoved he seems. You know you won’t get anywhere just arguing with him adding fuel to the flame making the fire in his eyes wilder by the second. He was standing right there and you possibly could be the last person that could stop him. All the others had stepped down, let him learn on his own.
“Now is not the time.” The storm is growing and Ace can feel it, the hairs on the back of his neck standing high.
“Then when is the time? When you’re dead? We already lost Thatch, I can’t lose you!” You finally break, lashing out like the first bright white strike of lightning. A buzz is in the air.
I can’t lose you…
Ace is a fish out of water, mouthing at words but nothing comes up. He wants to say something about it, wants to know why it was so specifically you that couldn’t live with that. But the storm in your words leaves his mind stranded in the ocean. “I don’t care about your whole avenging story, if you cared for your crew you’d listen to them. Don’t you think that we’re grieving too?”
“I know but-”
“But nothing, we’ve all seen death! We’ve all lost loved ones and if we could’ve done a single thing to stop it we would’ve! So stop and think for once why I’m trying to get you to leave this alone. Have you thought for one second that I don’t want to see someone I love die after losing someone else?”
Boom, crash. Lightning strikes him directly.
“You… love me?” The raging tide has swept him up, his head barely bobbing above the water in a desperate attempt to understand what’s happening. Your face darkens as if you can’t believe the words that’d come out of your own mouth, slapping a hand over it to seal off anything else from being said. Ace steps forwards, you step back. “Do you…?”
“Why do you care?” You hiss, trying to recover from what you had just admitted. What had possessed you to admit that like it was nothing? And there was no way from running it, to turn your back would be to allow Ace to leave. But to keep going would only end in your digging your grave deeper. “You know I can’t actually love you.”
The vow wouldn’t disappear like it was nothing but you could feel it burning up at the edges the closer he was to you, your mind just crying to reach out and do what you’d wanted for years. To feel more than just some subtle touches and say more than simple words. You wanted him but knew you couldn’t have him, a filthy pleasure you could only daydream about.
“Do you like me?”
“I do!”
He surges forwards, warmth crashing into you and swallowing you whole as all you can feel is him. Ace is always you can think of, your mind chanting out his name and only being silenced when his lips meet yours in the middle. As much as you know it’s wrong you indulge, lips attaching to him and kissing him with as much love as you could conjure. Years of emotions have spilled over into the kiss.
Ace just wants to touch and feel, whether it was coiling his fingers in your hair or cupping your cheek in his hand. Something so sacred felt so amazing to finally hold and kiss. He gasps against your lips, pressing deeper and drinking up the sweet taste of honeysuckle lips against his own.
What was only a minute or so felt like ages, ingraining every little second in your minds as if this moment would only happen once. Greed rushed through your veins and you knew these few minutes couldn’t sate the need rising in your stomach.
Head swimming from the lack of oxygen you finally pry yourselves apart, eyes bright and wide as you stare intently at each other. Ace’s breath is already labored and hot against your skin, making you shiver. A word doesn’t need to say what you both need.
Like two lovers finally reunited, all you ever wanted was to savor the moment.
A flurry of messy movements and desperate touches, the two of you found yourselves stumbling into Ace’s room blindly. Your whole body felt fuzzy from how hot you’d become and it turned your brain to mush, melting underneath Ace as he pushed you down on the bed.
A vow shattered like a glass window, it only allowed for everything waiting outside to come rushing in. And all there was the desperate feeling that you wanted him.
Ace was the same as you, crawling on top of you like a starving beast and you were his next meal. Descending upon you, every kiss and lick of your skin is like a delicacy from him. He groans loudly and drags his tongue along your throat, then catching your lips in a deep kiss. He couldn’t get enough, pressing deeper and harder and you only encouraged him, lacing your fingers through dark locks and kissing back with the same ferocity.
Ace tasted like the sea, like the salty waves licking at your skin when you dove deep into the murky water. Into the unknown with blind trust, and right now Ace had all your blind trust. You trusted him to love you, to make you feel good and to never leave you.
Picking through the sensations rushing through your body you could feel his ever growing hardness brushing against your thigh, seeking any sort of bare skin touch. Ace gasps and moans into the kiss and you buck up against him curiously, pleasure sparking in your core at the feeling of him perfectly grinding against your clothed sex.
“Fuck-” Ace hisses, a thin line of spit connecting your lips when he pulls back. His tanned skin is flushed dark, his blushing face hotter than his fire. “I’ve wanted to kiss you for ages, you feel so fucking good.”
“I ah!-” He grinds down harshly, through your clothes the friction on your clit is delicious. You wanted so much more and you could feel yourself getting wetter by the second. “I wanted to kiss you too!”
Ace peels himself off of you, pressing one more kiss to your lips then sitting back on his calves. His hands are so warm as they stroke up and down your thighs. Your cunt throbs as they grow closer but you’re too transfixed with the hungry look in his eyes to mutter a word. He’s thinking of something and you could tell it’s utterly filthy, painting dirty masterpieces of you in his mind.
“Y’know, there’s other things I’ve wanted to do too…” Feather light, his hands trail up smooth skin and crawl across your bottoms. Hooking his fingers around the band he slowly, oh so slowly, pulls them down. Licking his lips he presses his thumb against the wet spot formed on your panties. “And maybe you have too?”
You can only nod, throat sandpaper dry and you don’t trust your own voice. He smirks, rubbing his thumb along your clothed slit and just merely bumping against your clit. You move your hips a bit in a desperate search for the pleasure you wanted but his thumb jumps away from your pussy.
“Have you?”
You nod.
“C’mon sweet girl, I want to hear you say it.” He moans as he pulls your panties aside to reveal your dripping cunt to hungry eyes. Back to circling your clit, he doesn’t dare touch it just yet. You know he wants to, you know he wants more. “Tell me just what you want me to do.”
“I want-” You breath catches in your throat at him pressing lightly against your clit. “I want you to fuck me so hard, fill me up and show me just how much you love me. Fuck me till neither of us can think straight please!”
Any sort of patient teasing disappears like a flipped switch. He fervently dives between your legs for a sweet taste of you. He laps at your pussy like it’s the sweetest meal, moaning loudly and burying his face between your plump thighs. Your eyes roll back at the pleasure radiating throughout you and you buck your hips against his face, almost suffocating the man but he couldn’t care.
You tasted delicious, the finest meal set out on a platter for him to devour. Ace indulged sweetly in you, suckling on your swollen clit like a sweet treat as his brown eyes watched your every expression in excitement. You threw your head back when his fingers prod at your entrance, craving more reactions from your pretty face and body.
All these years waiting he wanted you to sing for him.
“Ace oh my god please!” You rolled against his face and pushed his rough finger deep in your wet pussy, slipping in with ease from how utterly soaked you were. He pumps his finger into you at a steady pace, reaching deep and making you moan loudly for him. Rubbing against your sensitive walls he adds another in search of the spot that’d make you scream.
“You taste so good, baby.” A forbidden fruit he could finally get his hands on, he wanted to savor every taste of yours. His groans are muffled against your skin and you’re almost thankful with how loud he is, grinding against the sheets and only getting harder from your reactions.
Your juices dripped down his forearms as he thrusted his fingers into your sopping pussy creating a sloppy mess of spit and your wetness smeared on your thighs. Ace licked at them and bit down hard enough to leave marks, unable to get over your taste.
“Ace! I’m gonna-”
He tears away from your pussy and your orgasm is stolen from you. Your chest heaves up and down and your brain is swirling with thoughts, too much for you to even ask why he pulled away.
Lust painted Ace’s face and he peppered your face in sweet kisses, subtle apologies for not letting you come just yet. The heel of his palm gently rubs against your cunt to sate your desperate desires while he lets you calm down. You're shaking so hard and panting, only able to stare up into his soft eyes as he coos down at you.
“I’m sorry baby.” His voice is hushed and tired, his hand leaving your pussy and you whimper but he silences you with another kiss. The clink of his belt being removed is loud in the quiet room alongside the shuffling of his pants being pushed down. You want to see but he keeps kissing you as a distraction. A gasp ends the kiss and you catch a glance at him stroking his cock.
He’s pretty… You aren’t even thinking before you’re reaching down and taking him in hand. His flesh is hot against yours and you hold him firmly, stroking up and down and his breath catches in his throat. Pressing your thumb against the head a loud groan bubbles out of his throat, head falling forward and abs tensing.
“I want to make you come on my cock.” He lets out in a punched out sigh and your movements stop, core growing warm at the thought.
Slowly you open your legs wide, hand sneaking between your thighs to spread your glistening pussy for him. “Then do it.”
He situates himself between your legs in what seems like a blink of an eye, pressing his cock head against your slick pussy. He hesitates, crawling over you and pressing his forehead against yours then sliding his cock into you. “You’re so beautiful.” He says in hushed tones, staying seated in you and brushing your hair softly.
His hips pull back, his cock sliding out of your entrance till just the cock head is left. His eyes sparkle with something curious before slamming home, filling you back up with his thick cock. You scream and bury your fingers in his hair, pressing his forehead against yours because you just wanted to feel him so close to you.
And god does he fuck you, hips pistoning against your in a steady pace that buried his cock deep in your aching pussy. He pounded you with everything he had, built up emotions spilling over and sending you reeling on his cock. You cried out as tears spilled from your eyes from the blooming pleasure erupting inside of you. Ace swallowed them up and licked the salty tears from your face.
“Your cock feels so good! Please keep fucking me, please please please!” Your words were becoming a garbled mess but you couldn’t stop singing your praises. Each word sent his hips flying into yours so much harder and had you seeing sparks. A shift of his hips hit your g spot perfectly and he continued to pound into it, egged on by your sugar sweet moans and the delicious burn of your nails digging into his skin.
With your pussy tightening around his cock signaling your orgasm speeding towards you, his eyes snap up to watch the beauty of your face contorting to bliss. “Are you gonna come baby? Gonna come on my cock?”
The cat has your tongue, the worry of another orgasm cut short hanging over your head. But the sincerity in his eyes makes warmth through you, a beautiful promise to make you feel good and to take care of you. A brand new vow blooming from your joined bodies like a flower.
“Yes.” You can barely get the word out from clenched teeth before he thrust hard into your, dragging your hips down on his cock and sending you reeling. Your orgasm hits you almost violently, spasming and screaming out as you gush around his cock. Your pussy has him in a vice-like grip but he doesn’t stop thrusting, humping your pussy desperately till his own orgasm hits. Eyes rolling back the warmth of his seed fills up your cunt, dripping down his cock and onto the sheets below.
The fuzzy feeling is back, skin vibrating ever so slightly and Ace lets himself tiredly slump against you. Your energy is fading fast, slipping like sand through your fingers but you hold tight and gather Ace in your arms. He’s hot, skin sticky and slick with sweat but you can’t get over how nice it was to be feeling him so close.
Breath slowing, you peek through heavy lids at the man balancing on the edge of falling asleep. “Ace?”
“Hmm?” He’s tired, barely even able to form a word.
“How long have you liked me?”
He smiles tiredly, shuffling closer and taking your chin in the palm of his hand. “Liked you?” He asks softly, his sweaty bangs covering his soft eyes in a curtain of black. “Well, I’ve loved you since the very day I’ve looked at you. And the feeling feels like it’ll last to the end of me.”
“Oh-” Your face is starting to heat up again. “Just… please don’t make that anytime soon.”
Ace muffles a laugh against his pillow then presses a kiss against the tip of our nose. “I’ll try.”