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[ladyandthedjentleman]

Hey tumblr I'm having a baby 💪

[cleocliche-blog]

YOU WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

[idareu2bme]

is this legit?

[stut--ter]

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Midle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

[john-freeman-saver-of-humens-de]

For future reference. :)

[hiddeismyname]

REBLOGREBLOGREBLOGREBLOG

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[thusreluctant]

The Blue Room by Paul Ranson

[nevver]

Believe in Advertising

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[spuddddddd]

[superbatmance]

[markusbones]

[sweetchildofdixie-deactivated20]

God I love Tumblr.

[karkatcarrotcake]

[panphilosopher]

THE LAST FUCKING ONE

[6sister6sin6-deactivated2014071]

SHIT

[flyandfamousblackgirls]

On March 5th, 1945, Lena Baker, a maid, mother of three and former cotton-picker, was the first woman to be executed in the state of Georgia. She was wrongly convicted for killing her white employer, Ernest Knight, after he held her captive for days and threatened to kill her if she went back home to her family. Knight promised to kill Lena Baker with an iron bar. She took his gun in self defense and shot Knight. She immediately reported the incident to the authorities and told them exactly what happened and how she shot him in self defense. She was charged with Capital Murder at trial by an all-white male jury. Baker was the only woman executed by electrocution in Georgia. 60 years later in 2005, Baker was granted an unconditional pardon by the state of Georgia. 

Don’t forget Lena Baker!! She’s just like all of the innocent black lives lost today and desired to be forgotten and thrown away.

[lagoonhag]

my hatred for rapists is unconditional. i don’t care who you are, if you rape, you have revoked your humanity and you belong in the fucking ground.

[italiansreclaimingitaly]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Michele Ferrero died today, 14th February 2015, at the age of 89. He was one of the richest Italians according to Bloomberg’s Billionaire Index and the founder of the Fondazione Ferrero in 1983, which cared after ex-employees and promoted cultural and artistic activities.

A list of the Ferrero products he invented:

Mon Chéri (1956)

Kinder Chocolate (1968)

Nutella (1964)

Tic Tac (1969)

Kinder Surprise or Kinder Eggs (1974)

Ferrero Rocher (1982)

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Thank you for bringing joy to literally millions of people and giving us a whole new way to laugh at America when they banned Kinder eggs

Rest in Peace

[thranduilings]

when u have that annoying neighbor you cant stand 

[thranduilings]

[ink-pedia]

[ntbelle]

Photographer Murad osmann Really happy-ending?

[xoxoangelbabycakes]

Marry me

[rodionstephen]

[ladyandthedjentleman]

4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.

Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.

Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

[ladyandthedjentleman]

God fucking damn it this man ☺️

[hahahahaleighfromtexas]

I’m not that girlfriend who is going to go through your phone every time I see you to make sure you aren’t cheating. I’m also not the type to not let you go out with friends because I don’t trust you. I’m not here to take over you life, I’m here to make you happy and to be there by your side through every decision, obstacle, and most importantly to see you grow in so many ways. BUT DAMN I DARE A MOTHER FUCKER TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME.