[stuckinapril]

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[shencomix]

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[classicalcanvas]

Train in the Snow or The Locomotive (1875) by Claude Monet

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[adicttive]

[spacerockband]

a lone silver figure in the wheat fields

[charl0ttan]

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

[guiltfactory]

now if you'll excuse me... i have images to look at

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[unyieldingsilence]

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[morickyyy]

[autistobrat]

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry

[escuerzoresucitado]

[the-kiss-of-wet-haulms]

Sex positive anti-monoculture post🔥🔥🔥