sir-spunky-man

she/her| fucking shit up

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[ironyscleverer]

There is so much untapped potential in Sam Wilson’s character as a non-superpowered, mostly normal guy who’s just kind of a huge adrenaline junkie.

Like, that man joined the Air Force and instead of flying the planes like a normal person, he chose to jump out of them wearing experimental bird gear. And yeah, he gave that up to become a social worker because he’s a deeply good human being, but he sure leapt at the first opportunity to put his bird gear back on. And it was totally because Captain America needed him. No other reason.

All I’m saying is that Sam was clearly the right successor to Steve; he may not have the serum, but he’s got a little glint of crazy in his eye, which is arguably more important.

[bonivers]

i love you imperfect teeth. veneers u r Nothing.

[thatsoup]

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

[jame7t]

new sayings: "dont jerk off with the devil" - dont do something awesome "Hand me a pail of horsewater" - I want to try the horsewater No other sayings were invented this year

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[sgt-dignam]

i'm sure, lord advocate, with your weight, you can get a deserving candidate fast-tracked to the D.I. rank. i presume you're talking about the syrian gentlemen whom you introduced as your bodyguard. he's a political refugee who's here on asylum and, as loathe as i am to admit it, he's a good copper, better than most.

Dept Q (2025)

[weird-goodbyes]

Chimney couldn't be in this crossover. Kenny would have made the acting ability gap waaaaay too problematic.

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[rockabillywife]

Im Gaining my mind. Im going Sane #positivity