Free Fall Into Turbulent Rage

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[ladydarjeeling]

Mirrored beams and dog-like stretch A wandering association Murmurs in the dark confessional And rides along the road, ephemeral As an animal life

Shearwater - Animal Life (first time making an edit like this but I've been plagued with a vision of this song set to a hollanov montage for MONTHS)

[gwendolynnderolo]

universal rules of campaign 4:

everything is birds

everyone is 5’11

only teor is teor

you can’t prove there’s allegory in this

[jesterlesbian]

everybody neeeeeds to go read this new yorker cartoon article with jacob tierney!!!!! it's so good

[its-myonnie]

good news guys, they made it through the foyer :D

[constellaj]

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[poppy-tarts-stuff]

I love this game

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.

"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?

"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?

"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

[thetetra]

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

[viiioca]

i think my favorite ff14 narrative gimmick is that the savage raid unlocks are explicitly just the WOL having adhd daydreams about the cool shit they've done. the omega raids are even explicitly about cid trying to put on an ASMR tibetan meditation spotify playlist to calm them down but the WOL is unmedicated so it really only makes the problem worse

[punkitt-is-here]

realized how i sounded talking out loud today

[slimegargoyle]

I was interested to know whether there had been any noticeable uptick in searches for “the cask of amontillado” since this meme began and while there has, it’s the exact same uptick which has occurred every fall in recent memory as high school teachers have geared up for their spooky october literature units 

[lookskindadeadinside]

it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………

[milf-adjacent]

Sounds like you need something to help you relax. I have a fine vintage aging in the catacombs. Perhaps you can help me fetch it, Fortunato.

[deathflare]

dead i was watching world race and ben dancing green balmaceda showed up like hey whats goin on guys

[chipthekeeper]

"I died, I don't have to do that anymore!"

[lengthy-artery]

discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point

[phantomrose96]

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

[phantomrose96]

[pinenora317]

Heated Rivalry ll S01EP05