The Ladydragon

Shanghai's Resident Superhero

[officialcarapace]

The thing about being a hero is that, like, the movies make you think it's gonna be an afterschool special. It's not. It's very much a middle-of-school special. It's an I'm-failing-maths-because-evil-butterflies special. And I can't even put it on a uni application.

[ladydragonofficial]

I don't have to fight magic evils. I just have to save cats from trees and stuff.

[officialcarapace]

I coached Chat Noir down from a tree once if that counts

[ladydragonofficial]

I had to do that too. I met him once. I think everyone has to do that, it's like a right of passage.

[officialcarapace]

It's actually an issue because a lot of people name their cats after him so someone will say "Chat Noir get down from there" and I hightail it across three blocks for him and then it's an actual cat

[ladydragonofficial]

I still can't believe he gets stuck in trees so much. maybe we should just glue his baton to his hand

[ladydragonofficial]

NOO THEY TOOK CARAPACE!

[officialcarapace]

The thing about being a hero is that, like, the movies make you think it's gonna be an afterschool special. It's not. It's very much a middle-of-school special. It's an I'm-failing-maths-because-evil-butterflies special. And I can't even put it on a uni application.

[ladydragonofficial]

I don't have to fight magic evils. I just have to save cats from trees and stuff.

[officialcarapace]

I coached Chat Noir down from a tree once if that counts

[ladydragonofficial]

I had to do that too. I met him once. I think everyone has to do that, it's like a right of passage.

[officialcarapace]

It's actually an issue because a lot of people name their cats after him so someone will say "Chat Noir get down from there" and I hightail it across three blocks for him and then it's an actual cat

[ladydragonofficial]

I still can't believe he gets stuck in trees so much. maybe we should just glue his baton to his hand

[altruistic-meme]

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

[coolbeanscoolbeans]

happy 1st bday to... this.

[modmad]

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

[blondejaneblonde]

Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

[ladydragonofficial]

@ladybugofficiel would probably get a lucky charm of a giant shipping boat and block the Suez Canal for a plan.

[flightfoot]

I recently found out that it is the akumatized people who choose how their designs will be after they became akumatized. Which makes sense since the Evillustrator is literally Nathanael's hero form from his comics. But I'm sad because I won't be able to say what Gabriel is a bad desinger anymore because of the appearance of the akumas. Source: https://twitter.com/Thomas_Astruc/status/1420105014194868225

Ah. I mean, that DOES make sense, given Startrain happened without Gabriel's involvement beyond evilizing the butterfly.

Though man that means Nino needs a better fashion sense.

[chronicallylatetotheparty]

Live reaction of me continuing to ignore creator tweets. 😌😎

[ladydragonofficial]

not canon not canon not canon nOT CANON NOT CANON-

[amaraqwolf]

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

[amaraqwolf]

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

eat breakfast

go to bed

get out of bed

take a shower

write

practice

watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it

retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

[andythecarpathian]

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

[doityourselfbombs]

I would be absolutely rolling in bitches if the dragon who guards my wizard tower would stop eating my conquests before they can get through the front door

[doityourselfbombs]

I am not taking advice from a french person

[write-on-world]

[hamsternamedmarinette]

[ladydragonofficial]

@marinettedupainchengofficiel

[nest-deactivated20181209]

My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

[nevertrustanoracle]

In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his DEATH certificate.

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

afad

[beemovieerotica]

I’m male whenever I’m on Brazilian soil because when I applied for a visa, the lady didn’t believe I was a cis woman and put male on my documents even after I complained twice, so I’m also amab (Assigned Male At BrazilianBorder)

[muirneach]

my bestie is a cis woman and is amad (assigned male at drivingliscense)

[lizardrywizardry]

My bestie’s dad is a cis man and afaid (assigned female at idcard)

[ladydragonofficial]

i misread that as afraid

[officialcarapace]

The thing about being a hero is that, like, the movies make you think it's gonna be an afterschool special. It's not. It's very much a middle-of-school special. It's an I'm-failing-maths-because-evil-butterflies special. And I can't even put it on a uni application.

[ladydragonofficial]

I don't have to fight magic evils. I just have to save cats from trees and stuff.

[officialcarapace]

I coached Chat Noir down from a tree once if that counts

[ladydragonofficial]

I had to do that too. I met him once. I think everyone has to do that, it's like a right of passage.

[ladyblogshanghai]

BREAKING NEWS

Fei Wu, resident of the abandoned martial arts school, is DATING THE LADYDRAGON!?

[ladydragonofficial]

HOW DID YOU POST THAT WITHIN 24 SECONDS???

[ladyblogshanghai]

BREAKING NEWS!

Ladydragon spotted flying from local martial arts school!?

[ladydragonofficial]

I was just visiting ;)

[ladydragonofficial]

SHIT WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE A WINKY FACE I MEANT A REGULAR SMILEY FACE IGNORE THAT

[zoeleeofficial]

🤨

[ladyblogshanghai]

Omg wait do you have like a secret lover there?

[feiwuofficial]

No

[ladyblogshanghai]

Hey Ladydragon why are you on Fei's phone?

[zoeleeofficial]

OMG FEI IS THE SECRET LOVER

[marinettedupainchengofficiel]

The plot thickens!

[ladydragonofficial]

MARINETTE YOU'RE NOT HELPINGG

[ladyblogshanghai]

She sure is helping me though

[ladydragonofficial]

WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT CHAT NOIR CAME TO SHANGHAI JUST TO SAVE MARINETTE??

[ladyblogshanghai]

Mmm yeah but that's more of a LadyblogParis thing..

[zoeleeofficial]

And, I mean, if you guys aren't dating, which you are, what other explanation is there? Fei being ladydragon? to quote my mother, "Ridiculous, Utterly Ridiculous!"

[ladydragonofficial]

OKAY YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY DATING BECAUSE ME BEING FEI IS RIDICULOUS HAHAHAHA NO MORE QUESTIONS GREAT BYE

[ladyblogshanghai]

BREAKING NEWS!

Ladydragon spotted flying from local martial arts school!?

[ladydragonofficial]

I was just visiting ;)

[ladydragonofficial]

SHIT WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE A WINKY FACE I MEANT A REGULAR SMILEY FACE IGNORE THAT

[zoeleeofficial]

🤨

[ladyblogshanghai]

Omg wait do you have like a secret lover there?

[feiwuofficial]

No

[ladyblogshanghai]

Hey Ladydragon why are you on Fei's phone?

[zoeleeofficial]

OMG FEI IS THE SECRET LOVER

[marinettedupainchengofficiel]

The plot thickens!

[ladydragonofficial]

MARINETTE YOU'RE NOT HELPINGG

[ladyblogshanghai]

She sure is helping me though

[ladydragonofficial]

WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT CHAT NOIR CAME TO SHANGHAI JUST TO SAVE MARINETTE??

[buggachat]

yeah

[ladydragonofficial]

I only interacted with them once, but yeah

[ladyblogshanghai]

BREAKING NEWS!

Ladydragon spotted flying from local martial arts school!?

[ladydragonofficial]

I was just visiting ;)

[ladydragonofficial]

SHIT WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE A WINKY FACE I MEANT A REGULAR SMILEY FACE IGNORE THAT

[zoeleeofficial]

🤨

[ladyblogshanghai]

Omg wait do you have like a secret lover there?

[feiwuofficial]

No

[ladyblogshanghai]

Hey Ladydragon why are you on Fei's phone?

[zoeleeofficial]

OMG FEI IS THE SECRET LOVER

[marinettedupainchengofficiel]

The plot thickens!

[ladydragonofficial]

MARINETTE YOU'RE NOT HELPINGG

[ladyblogshanghai]

BREAKING NEWS!

Ladydragon spotted flying from local martial arts school!?

[ladydragonofficial]

I was just visiting ;)

[ladydragonofficial]

SHIT WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE A WINKY FACE I MEANT A REGULAR SMILEY FACE IGNORE THAT

[zoeleeofficial]

🤨

[ladyblogshanghai]

Omg wait do you have like a secret lover there?

[feiwuofficial]

No

[ladyblogshanghai]

Hey Ladydragon why are you on Fei's phone?

[zoeleeofficial]

OMG FEI IS THE SECRET LOVER

[ladydragonofficial]

I DON'T HAVE A SECRET LOVER

[ladymiraclewings]

Ladybug: You’re alive.

Monarch: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.

[ladydragonofficial]

I still wish the miraculous cure didn't bring him back tbh..

[ladyblogshanghai]

BREAKING NEWS!

Ladydragon spotted flying from local martial arts school!?

[ladydragonofficial]

I was just visiting ;)

[ladydragonofficial]

SHIT WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE A WINKY FACE I MEANT A REGULAR SMILEY FACE IGNORE THAT