Row For The Ship

Hi, I'm Emilie. DFTBA. 

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[thatdisasterauthor]

Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.

[antique-scarecrow]

the kids are alright 

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[daphrona]

Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

This doesn't affect the speed of the developing relationship at all, but does make for a very passive aggressive narrator.

[empresstress13]

Slow burn but the writer is angry about it

[realitytvgifs]

[imaginingfromtheblock]

Boat media fans are really winning this year…. first the sea shanty craze and now the suez canal……….. what’s next, a major incident of survival cannibalism????????????

[gallusrostromegalus]

Posts that Tempt Fate and Taunt The Gods #526

[riverdalecentral]

[blackpyrefly]

riverdale ps6 graphics

[aleshakills]

What the fuck is this show about

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[isabella-danielle72]

[writing-prompt-s]

The person who grew up expecting to be the “chosen one” learns that they are meant to destroy the world, not save it.

[helz-belz]

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[marisatomay]

please do not forget your smash mouth

[eelizabit]

only ginger ale can tame me

[grumpyjesterr]

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

[grumpyjesterr]

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

[grumpyjesterr]

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

[grumpyjesterr]

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

[ralfmaximus]

Mummy Family Values (1993)

[itmustvebeenthefairies]

Thinking about the way din closed his eyes as grogu touched his face because that was the first time anyone has touched him since his parents died and he swore the creed and no i'm not okay thanks for asking

[silasplaskett]

dins literally like: bo katan take the fucking laser sword i’ve never cared about anything less in my life

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch