Lady Emma

what doesn't kill me gives me XP

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

[swayer-of-dale]

MIDDLE-EARTH + Scenery [PartXVI] THE HOBBIT/THE LORD OF THE RINGS

Random Gif Edit- 63/?

[tempestpaige]

men: why aren’t women staying home and having babies >:|

men: *do nothing involving childcare at all, find the bodies of pregnant and post-partum women disgusting/unfuckable, don’t actually want children or to be a parent they just want control, never advocate for better maternity leave or services for mothers*

[sansarya]

moodboard: Hufflepuff + winter

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[msmarvel]

Captain Marvel // Wonder Woman // Thor: Ragnarok

[ratsbby]

Everyone on tumblr rn

[canipel]

Moody falls // Make sure you follow > Shot By Canipel & Instagram

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[thegayestofagendas]

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[shatteredwineglasses]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[amazingphil]

The Dan and Phil FESTIVE Shop

HO HO HELLO! We are incredibly excited to announce a seasonal special shop - where for this holiday the Dan and Phil Shop, Daniel Howell Shop and AmazingPhil Shop will be combined into one FESTIVE fiesta!

On one website you can now buy merch from any of the three stores and only pay for shipping once! It also has a cool Christmas theme we hope you enjoy. And on top of that there’s loads of new things we’re excited to show you!

LIMITED EDITION - Sweater + Signed Christmas Card! - As a limited time offer, all purchases of our super comfy and seasonal Christmas jumpers will come with an exclusive signed Christmas Card! We had to get tangled together in tinsel for this photo so we hope you love it.

DanAndPhilGAMES Pyjamas - Yes, they are finally here. And bolder than any of us could have imagined. Show the world (or just a lazy Sunday) that you’re a proud nerd in these zazzy pixel player pyjamas! We will be wearing these a lot.

From the dark and dank world of the Daniel Howell Shop we have:

The UGH beanie - A black beanie with an embroidered patch telling the world how you truly feel.

The exist bracelet - A very cute silver wrist bracelet featuring the ‘have the courage to exist’ quote. All proceeds from this bracelet will benefit Young Minds to fight for young people’s mental health - so wear it to give yourself courage or just to feel good for helping the cause!

Then from the pale and planty land of the AmazingPhil Shop there is:

The Doodle Planner - Plan your weeks with 52 pages of hand-drawn doodles by Phil! Comes with a snazzy transparent easel so you can stand it on your desk, shelf or forehead. There aren’t any dates so you can get started any time of the year!

Corgi Cap -  The derpiest and most loveable good boy ever embroidered! Find a home for him on your head. 

Festive Corgi Slightly Odd Socks - Yes - the slightly odd socks are officially festive ..and furry with these red and green corgi socks!

We hope that there’s something for everyone and now you can find it all in one home! And finally as a treat for people who read all the way down here, we’re giving you 10% of EVERYTHING in our merch from Thursday through to Monday with the code: BLACKFRIDAY

Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com

USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com

AUSTRALIA: http://au.danandphilshop.com

- Dan and Phil 

[whitepeopletwitter]

She has a point

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:

I see a cop

Some asshole is tailgating me

[firebirdeternal]

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of  A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.  B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and  C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

[slowdissolve]

I feel so valid now

[twiliightprincess]

me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*

[afro-elf]

(white) people on my aou post: aou isn’t that bad, what about ragnarok???

me: i don’t? understand? what the fuck? you mean? 

[afro-elf]

oh we’re still doing this “ragnarok made thor and loki look stupid” thing

[afro-elf]

things ragnarok did:

- reinvent thor as being a more relatable and fun character with a far more extensive power set as well as making him the star of his own goddamn movie for once without worry about some other character overshadowing him and established that his arcs from the first two movies were realized in the form of him assuming control of his powers on odin’s level – asserting his ultimate worthiness 

- introduce valkyrie

- give heimdall more than two minutes of screentime

- destroy asgard

- reintroduce hulk with the ability to speak and show emotion beyond smashing things

- fuck colonialist lives! korg is skinny!

- contain good and funny jokes

- was directed by the mcu’s first director of color

- fix loki’s sad broody boy problem

- make fun of thor: the dark world 

[afro-elf]

ragnarok is one of the best marvel movies for the “prisoners with jobs” joke alone, fuck y’all, unclench

[fluffygif]

hi.wiley on ig

[fattyofbabylon]

I’ll be hosting another shop update this Friday at 5pm EST 💜 theopaquecreations.com