the merc with the boobs.

[ MULTIVERSE | SEMI-CANON ] Wanda Wilson. Mercenary for hire. Some call me Boobs, most call me Hot Pants. I slice my pizzas with my katana. Disclaimer: I do not own Wanda Wilson (Lady Deadpool), this is simply a roleplay account. Her background, save for a few characters, is my own personal headcanon and creativity. From what happened to her with Doc Killebrew to her "true" past is all my personal headcanon. I wrote it inspired by her as a character and counterpart to Wade Wilson (Deadpool). PROMPTS ● SOUNDTRACK ● TWITTER Tracked Tag: ladyhotpants M!A: Currently none. [ Portrayed by Yvonne Strahovski. ] [ Written/Played by Gadget. ]

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Why should I follow this person, you ask?

You should follow Optimus Prime Dubois not simply because they are brilliantly written and have a wonderful amount of depth, but the writer - Tim’s creator - Brandon is an amazing human being. I cannot put into words how much Brandon’s friendship has meant to me, and how we haven’t know each other much more than a few months now… and yet, I still feel crazy connected to him as a writer and friend. And his character is so human and relatable, it’s ridiculous.

I know for a fact that I am not the only one who interacts with Brandon’s Tim that feels this way about both him and Tim.

And if you are not following Tim, and thus Brandon, you are beyond missing out on a glorious prospective friend. Just, yeah, follow Tim now. It is in your best interest, and I have no doubts that you will not regret following and interacting with Tim. And Brandon. And just. I could go on and on. But I won’t.

Just. Follow. Now.

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Reblog this if you are...

A writer/RPer who before even greeting someone goes to the follower’s/other person’s page to sift through data, headcanon, pages and what-not provided to get an idea of the character you are about to thread with no matter if they are:

a canon fandom character

from a different verse than your character

an original character

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Reblog this if you...

Are a writer/RPer who is inviting anyone of any fandom to come interact with your character. If your encourage people to ask for ways to contact you for planning a storyline/thread. If you don’t mind others dropping a line in your ask to pester your character. If you are always up for people providing you their headcanons about your character.

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[ OOC ]

In my drafts I have replies to: Tony for AT&T, Blake for Tacobel Canon and Wade for Midnight City.

All the other storylines/SLs I have going I am waiting on. I know some of you have been on other muses or busy in general, and that's fine. If you're curious if you owe me? Peek at my storylines link in my sidebar. Also I will go through and draft all the threads in past day or two that I owe on. I have to leave for work soon. 

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The Cave

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Suddenly the air crackled, he could smell the universe twisting and writhing then spitting something out like a bad habit and Bruce scrunched his nose up at the smell. Somebody had teleported, odd. But he acted as if nothing had changed. That’s when he heard her talking, Wanda Wilson a.k.a. Lady Deadpool. Bruce wasn’t sure how to feel about this because he had no doubts in his head that she or her male counter part would be the one to kill him.

Bruce took off his glasses and looked up from his work to look at the blonde for a few moments after she had gotten done speaking, he then glanced away from her, why was she scolding him? He had done nothing wrong leaving S.H.I.E.L.D, he was grateful for the work he did and what he got to work with but he couldn’t do it.

“I…I’m sorry about that, Miss Wilson, I have a strict policy against working with a company that is actively secretive.” Bruce said simply as he pinched the bridge of his nose as the other guy hovered just under Bruce’s control, waiting for him to break. “I’m not at Tony’s for long…”

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Wanda watched Bruce not in any predatory manner as she would one who had been on her list or an assignment, but in curiosity. He wasn't exactly menacing in his true body. It caused her to tilt her head in a bit of wonder, planting her hand on the counter on either side of her own body to lean forward in observation of the man before her. It struck her that he recognized her even scar-free, though there were quite a few who only needed the sound of her voice. If Bruce was one of those few, she wouldn't be truly surprised. Wanda almost snorted about his comment about working for S.H.I.E.L.D, as such words could be applied not just to any government organization? But any organization, period.

"Then we don't have a ton of time, do we?" Wanda began in a nonchalant tone, everything about her presence here was casual, "Y'know, to get to know one another."

The last set of words from her lips likely would surprise Bruce, but surprise was a specialty of hers. It was also clear in her words that not only was it blatant honesty, but that she had no ill-intent towards the man whatsoever. In some ways, Wanda was wary of Bruce. She knew who and what he could become - she knew Wade had come back from Hulk attacks. Wanda never exactly feared the physical damage her body could take, and she was not far from suicidal, but in the long run? No matter how diminished her pain receptors were, that would not be a fun experience should the man lose his control.

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OOC: I don't even know...

Wanda-muse is kind off right now, Fry-muse is still off and I don't know if I could get my Dani-muse going... I'm gonna take a break or lurk, I dunno. I have a bunch of stuff drafted, I'll get to it tomorrow.

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Relationship Headcanon: Tim + Wanda

It's a constant battle of one or the other trying to keep the other from being a self-deprecating mess; they just want to end up able to be even a piece of what fixes the other. (Neither believes they deserve such kindness from the other. Cause they're dumb.)

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Tim blinks at the sudden rapid change in topic, but then a smile appears on his face and he ducks his head. “I should be the one saying that,” he mentions, and if he weren’t so preoccupied with making sure he wouldn’t fall over on his face, he’d probably be toying with the drawstring of his hoodie right now. “I mean, you kinda brought up Lord of the Rings, so that automatically piques my interests.” He pauses, a look of enlightenment coming onto his face.

“I just used the word piques in a sentence. Holy crap.”

“No, look, hey, you’re good. I’m good. We’re good. And none of us smells like, uh, a seven day old cat corpse. It’s okay.” He’d hold up both his hands in surrender if they weren’t full of wooden stick. Alas.

Tim tilts his head, very slightly. “Did you have a name, or can I make a nickname up for you?”

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Wanda's face shifted through a cornucopia of variant emotions from confusion to amusement to uncertainty, finally settling on something that spoke of comfort. She watched the man in front of her, a small, warm though entertained smile curved her lips over his joy in the simple use of a word. In all honest she wasn't entirely positive what to make of Tim, but she found herself very comfortable speaking with him. somewhere she felt maybe he was a bit of a kindred spirit, but she need to be sure before she let too much of herself show. Though she'd learn that her eyes exposed too much because no matter the smiles she put forth, the things she aimed to hide always kept them from reaching her eyes.

"I'm full of cool references, young Padawan," Wanda offered a cheeky grin and ran a hand through her hair, ruffling it with a habitual little hum.

She gave a near giggle snort to that. Seven day cat corpse. Heh. 

"Oh, uhm," she offered her hand almost boisterously, "Wanda, Wanda Wilson. Oh, is Tim a nickname? Is your name Timothy? Or is it some obscure awesomeness I'm too uncool to know about?" Wanda's voice held a note of jest as she rambled to the man in front of her.

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“Can I keep you?”

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If you don't care,  About me,  Anymore,  Why do you, you wanna break my heart,  Into pieces on the floor.  You don't care,  About me,  Anymore,  That's why you, you wanna break my heart I remember when I used to feel something,  Now I'm just cold inside. 

"Pieces (Feat. Plan B)" by Chase & Status

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OOC:

I have a bunch of stuff in my drafts from the new greets, don't worry. I'm trying to get my head in the game. But I'm kind of in a feelsy mood...

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Here's to you, criticize, my darlings, are you satisfied? You build me up just to break me down You're being loud without a sound You paste me in just to cut me out Hello fascination You've dug my grave, but I pushed you in I didn't give life to you, but you took it from me But now I'm taking it back, I know you wanna push me

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