Janine Hawkins

Sherlock Holmes' fiance has blasted the private eye after discovering he was just using her for sex. "He proposed to me, but his heart is as cold as any diamond ring" Janine Hawkins cried. "All he wanted was my body. And I know some people thought he'd been having an affair with John Watson," she continued, "but I can tell you that's definitely not true. Sherlock Holmes is a red-blooded as they come. He broke my heart, but the sex was mind-blowing." [Independent BBC Sherlock RP blog]

[mishasteaparty]

[ladyinlilac]

Well I wasn't wrong.

[believeinholmes]

[apeekintomymindpalace-deactivat]

[ladyinlilac]

+ theconsultingjunkie

Aw, now aren't you a sight? 

[ladyinlilac]

+ alwaysandnevercounted

[alwaysandnevercounted]

"Yes, I was.. you were a bridesmaid, right? Got paired with Sherlock.."

[ladyinlilac]

Yeah, that's right, maid of honour and all. Tradition, mostly, you know how it goes. I remember you though, your dress was lovely.

[ladyinlilac]

+ helenareiske

[helenareiske]

Faster yes, but more fun? No. We should do this over drinks.

[ladyinlilac]

Sounds lovely. You name the time and place, and I'll be there.

[ladyinlilac]

+ askanthea

[askanthea]

It was hard to miss the papers. I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed Langdale Pike’s blog more.The hat photo was charming. 

[ladyinlilac]

Yeah, quite a nice touch I thought. What did you want with me, then? I haven't got any work contacts any longer.

[ladyinlilac]

+ helenareiske

[helenareiske]

Thanks, love. No busier than usual. It’s been far too long since we’ve last chatted - tell me all the trouble you’ve been getting yourself into. 

[ladyinlilac]

Wouldn't it be faster to tell you about the trouble I'm not getting into?

[tospeakisasin]

For people who asked for the original version (without the red circle that accidentally covered her last name). It’s Janine Hawkins.

[ladyinlilac]

I've got a hat for you to wear. MH

Why, Mister Holmes. Doesn’t the Casanova gene just run in the family now.

[gsbrollies-deactivated20260223]

Ah, that’s the one thing I haven’t got.

[ladyinlilac]

Well neither does he, that's for sure. Definitely a family thing then.

[ladyinlilac]

You're so pretty!!! I can't believe Sherlock was so awful to you! If you couldn't reign him in, what hope do the rest of us have? :(

Now, you’re very sweet! But don’t you dare start thinking like that, yeah? He’s a right bastard that manipulates people for his own gain, looks had nothing at all to do with it. Nor should they, your man..woman? Whoever…should want you for who you are, not what you look like.

You’ll find someone much better for you than Sherlock Holmes ever could be. xoxo

[ladyinlilac]

I've got a hat for you to wear. MH

Why, Mister Holmes. Doesn’t the Casanova gene just run in the family now.

[gsbrollies-deactivated20260223]

I taught him everything he knows.

[ladyinlilac]

Modesty, too!

[sherlocked-for-life]

[ladyinlilac]

+ gutter-press

Look at you then, up walking and talking and in the sunshine no less! Lie to me and tell me you haven't found a prettier subject to interview by now, hm?

[ladyinlilac]

+ thechucklingtiger

Didja need something, then?

[ladyinlilac]

+ askanthea

You heard I'm no longer working for Mr Magnussen, didn't you? 

[ladyinlilac]

+ helenareiske

Helena, don't you look well! Been keeping busy?