Loki

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Saw Thor Love and Thunder yesterday after a Thor Marathon at my local theater.

All I can say is Thor is the most forgiving person ever and deserves every happiness.

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I used to be all confused why when Moses left to go chill in the mountains for a few days getting cheat sheets from God, Aaron built a giant cow and threw a massive orgie.

And then I saw that Aaron was played by Jeff Goldblum in Prince of Egypt and I was like ‘Oh. I get it now’

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One time, my family was visiting my aunt in Florida and she looked at what I was wearing one day and in the most endearing voice said ‘you look like Princess Leia on Endor’ and I think that’s where my life peaked and I’m totally fine with that.

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I met a guy at my church with the last name Engison.

Do I tell him what that means or just leave it be?

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Like I totally agree that Loki dating Lady Loki and Thor dating Mighty Thor is kinda weird, but I much prefer it over Loki dating Mighty Thor and/or Thor dating Lady Loki

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Like murder is bad and all, I get it. All I’m saying is Sweeney Todd and Mrs.Lovett only killed rich men so—

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Just thought I’d leave this here

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I made a Thor doll in the style of the dolls they sell in Star Wars Galaxies Edge because I love the style and I wanted Marvel themed ones. I made Thor first so I could practice before I make Loki. But don’t worry, Loki is coming.

(And yes, I did braid a strand of the fabric I’m using for Loki’s hair into Thor’s)

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Does anyone ever just look at your siblings and think “I love this person more than anything in the world...but they are the reason I will never have children”.

Because I think that at least once a day.

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I just finished the first draft of a book manuscript I’ve been working on since like October. It’s a mess and needs a lot of revisions but I’m proud of it.

Giant stack of paper. Will be looking for beta readers soon so if you wanna read a gay Pocahontas retelling set in Norway with Norse mythology influences and enemies to lovers, let me know.

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Sad headcanon/ thing I wrote in a fan fiction

So Loki is like a Midgard theater nerd so imagine that he like tried to get Thor to sneak down to Midgard and watch like ‘les mis’ but Thor would either fall asleep while watching it or just not watch it at all. But after infinity war, Thor tried watching ‘les mis’ in honor of his brother only to really relate to Marius with ‘little fall of rain’ and well as ‘empty chairs at empty tables’. He wants to turn it off but doesn’t want to fail Loki again so he forces himself to finish watching it, wishing more than anything he had watched it with Loki when he had the chance.

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My favorite thing to do is read marvel fan fics from 2012, back when we still had hope for the world and everyone was still alive.

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My head canon is that Loki and Thor would be pretty bad parents but the greatest uncles and are completely aware of this so they exchange their kids on the regular hoping they’ll turn out alright.

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My head canon is that the only reason Loki “died” a second time was because he’s a theater nerd and he wanted to have his Eponine “A little fall of Rain” moment. I mean, he went out like Javert the first time and decided “not dramatic enough” and came back to make sure he died on Thor’s arms to up the drama.

I mean, look at this dramatic asshole.

You know that if copy right didn’t exist, Loki would have sung a little fall of rain as he died in Thor’s arms and Thor would have been too sad to question it.

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Made a pair of Stays. 0/10, I couldn’t breathe and no pirates carried me off when I fainted and no sword fights were had. Didn’t even break out into a rap battle about feminism. Very disappointed. Lol

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Peter Parker: (glass of apple cider in hand as he cries at a bar table) I-I was just trying to do the right thing...and there were these different versions of myself...but then everything went wrong 😥😢and my friends don’t remember me and I lost the love of my life 😢😭 I was just trying to do the right thing...😭😭

Loki: (wine glass in hand, also crying as he gives peter a pat on the back) welcome to the club

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I made a corset.

I hope a masked man who plays the organ doesn’t come through my mirror and kidnap me.