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I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. -Eleanor Roosevelt

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I fucking guess

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[ladylucklex]

Wtf. Actual creepy pasta

[gaybaggins]

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

[theawesomeadventurer]

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

[ladylucklex]

[123029393]

Visit Original Link

[nintendonut1]

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

[depsidase]

[alexdarke]

forever reblog

[plantscantalk]

I want this for reasons

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[trainthief]

being in love with the process and not the results is one of the healthiest things in the world

[trainthief]

in this same vein: being proud of yourself for the work and not the product brings so much more happiness 

[unclefather]

I don’t want to be an adult any MORE. I cannot COOK PASTA. I don’t know what aldente MEANS.

[ladylucklex]

Me: *flinging pasta at the wall* see whatcha gotta do is

[glutko]

Your many career choices!

[berniesrevolution]

This is the inauguration we should all be celebrating.

[airafleeza]

Pomegranate kisses fellow pomegranate.

[ladylucklex]

The BEAUTY 😍😍

[memehumor]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

[n-o-s-t-a-l-g-i-c]

[sandandglass]

[lilobears]

[make--it--gayer]

Confirmed™️: the frogs are gay 🏳️‍🌈

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Boy ain’t that the truth

[dangerously-human]

The biggest of moods

[news-queue]