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occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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@ladyofaqua-blog
❝I will not confirm or deny that. Please leave. I do not need my office smelling like seawater and sweat… And I have no idea how you got in here undetected.❞ A mental note is made to increase security.
“I smell completely fine, actually I smell fantastic not that you would know if you don’t come over here and smell me”, she leaned against the door frame, grinning at Courtney, “You have really fucking stupid grunts”
If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!
She just stares.
“Oh come on that was a good one”
“Where would we even get a tank, though…” He hums, brow furrowed as he tries to figure that one out. “You say that like he ain’t my best bro! I tell him everything, man.”
“I could probably find someone to build us one, I mean or we could steal it I dunno...”, she arched an eyebrow at him, “Really? Everything?”
“You can’t pick up chicks in a tank”
“Shells why are you tryna pick up chicks in a tank anyway…? Should I be worried?” He pauses a second. “Should we tell boss.”
“I’m just saying that we can’t. I mean if we had a tank. Which we don’t”, she’s not...making a comment, “The boss doesn’t need to know everything”
ooc since i’m making rvb jokes i should just
church/flowers - archie
tucker - shelly
caboose - matt
sarge - maxie
simmions - tabitha
lopez - courtney
“You can’t pick up chicks in a tank”
OOC watching rvb makes me think of magma and aqua
a bunch of idiots trying to kill each other
(team rocket is probably the freelancers)
Send me a ♒ and I'll generate a # with your muse walking in on my muse . . .
falling out of the shower
wearing nothing but their underwear
crying over something silly
eating cheese with both of their hands
cuddling a cat
playing a children’s game
kissing their best friend
dropping a dish and shattering it
beating someone up
talking to them-self in the mirror
yeling at their sims on the PC
laughing at a stupid joke
touching them-self inappropriately
talking to an annoying family member on the phone
slurping up noodles
M!As
These M!As where originally from my old blog, but have been resubmitted with new additions.
Deadly Insomniac: Your muse is unable to sleep for a specified amount of time regardless of how many attempts they make, becoming extremely tired, weak and dangerously volatile as a result.
Childlike Innocence: Muse is mysteriously transformed into their younger form for a specified amount of time, accompanied with all the usual juvenile behaviours.
Personality Swap: Muse's usual personality is suddenly switched with another's for a specified amount of time, causing them to act like that person perfectly. Anon decides who.
Cross-dresser: Muse becomes a cross dresser for a specified amount of time, dressing up as the opposite sex.
Animal Suits!: Anon chooses an animal Muse must dress up as for a specified amount of time, imitating it's behaviour and characteristic traits.
Charmingly Flirtatious: Muse becomes a dazzling romantic for a specified amount of time, flirting with everyone regardless of gender, current relationship or sexual preferences.
Deliriously Drunk: Muse becomes excessively drunk for a specified amount of time, acting oddly and hallucinating occasionally. Muse may react to drunkenness however they please.
Shape Shifter: Anon decides what form Muse changes into, whether it be an animal, person, or even an object.
Player: Muse attempts to get in bed with everyone for a specified amount of time.
Lost: Muse becomes hopelessly lost, loosing all sense of direction they previously had. Anon decides what or who they are looking for.
Sex Change: Muse turns into the opposite sex for a specified amount of time.
Habitually Violent: Muse becomes extremely violent and will attempt to pick fights with anyone they talk to.
Leather, Panties and Stockings: Muse is forced to dress up in a very sexual manner for a specified amount of time, becoming extremely horny as a result.
Crossover: Muse becomes part of another fandom for a specified amount of time. Anon decides what.
Sweet Lips: Muse will give a kiss to anyone who utters the words 'sweet lips'. Can be via ask, replies or rebloging.
Docilely Submissive: Muse becomes an adorable little uke for a specified amount of time, as obedient as a dog and as playful as a kitten. Anon may choose who for.
Aggressively Dominant: Muse becomes a sadistic seme for a specified amount of time. Anon may choose who for.
Amnesia: Muse forgets everything about themselves, from their name to what they ate for breakfast.
OOC: Muse becomes seriously out of character for a specified amount of time.
Delusions of Grandeur: Muse starts to believe they are better than everyone, becomes the most important person in their universe and has a false sense of confidence, bragging about everything.
Of Love and Stuffing: Muse starts carrying around a plushy, becoming extremely attached to it. Anon may specify what, or else it is Muse's most loved person, thing, or animal.
Musically talented: Muse must sing everything they say, using lyrics from songs. Anon may specify how long.
Silence: Muse can no longer speak, and must communicate everything in non verbal ways, such as hand signals, ect. Anon decides how long.
Homicidal Maniac: Muse becomes mentally insane, and lusts for blood. Anon may specify how long and a particular target/obsession if they wish.
Am I pretty?: Muse attempts to get everyone to call them pretty, fishing for as many compliments they can get. Anon decides how long for.
Bare it all: Muse must walk around naked for a specified time. They may either be extremely self conscious or not notice at all.
Mirror Mirror: Muse becomes obsessed with their looks. Anon specifies how long for.
Cozy Cuddles: Muse tries to hug and cuddle as many people as possible, until specified amount of hugs have been given. Anon decides how many hugs are needed before M!A finishes.
Attention seeker: Muse becomes desperate for attention from whoever will give it to them.
Abhorrence: Muse absolutely hates one person, refusing to speak to them or being extremely spiteful towards them.
Unrelenting Obsession: Muse becomes terribly obsessed with one person, anon decides who.
Time for Change: Anon picks a specific feature of Muse that is to be changed for a specified amount of time, such as hair colour, clothes, ect.
More will be added as I make them up. Feel free to add your own if you wish.
ooc i know i haven’t been here but i am now so
kingxfthesea
“Ey boss where the hell you’ve been?”
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“So could have telling them to use condoms. Or birth control. We have healthcare”
“Well this was faster an’ just as effective! Look at Johnson over there he can’t even pop a stiffy without cryin’ now.”
“THAT’S NOT A GOOD THING. Also I think that’s partly because you kept making penis jokes about his name”
Send me 'Just kiss already +' a URL and my muse will have to kiss whomever it is.
“With all due respect… Which is not much… He is an idiot. Perhaps you should enforce a lack of… Workplace relationships. Then it would fix the issue almost immediately.”
She snorted, “And let all of our grunts get bored? They’ll start doing stupid shit. We’ve got condoms and healthcare, trust me we haven’t had any unplanned pregnancies”
There's duct tape on Shelly's office door, so nobody could get in.. or out.
“WHAT
THE
FUCK”
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“ONE TIME TOO MANY”
“Well it kept ‘em from fuckin’ an’ leavin’ us with fuckin’ babies t’take care a!”
“So could have telling them to use condoms. Or birth control. We have healthcare”
“We don’t let Archie teach the grunts sex ed anymore because he told them once that if they had sex they would get pregnant and they would die”
“THAT WAS ONE TIME!”
“ONE TIME TOO MANY”
