Allons-y!

Indie Serena RP blog from Pokémon X/Y ; Read pages before interacting!

[waterwxrld-blog]

                                                Fist up, head down

                                                                   ♕♕♕

                                        Hail, hail to the king

[all-things-rp-moved]

(NSFW) Tell my muse a sexual fantasy you have involving them.

[vanivilleheroine]

               starter call!

[vanivilleheroine]

@jimeih cont. from x.

              The champion pouts, but she’s undeterred; still, the antlers are lowered for the time being.

                    “ We’re having it late because everyone was so busy, you know this- besides, everyone else seems excited to be there. You’d be the only one not in attendance, you know. “

               Everything she said was true, of course. This was a busy profession anyway, and apparently it was incredibly difficult find times that were okay with everyone. Even if it was a month after. That just meant not playing christmas music.

[captainamericarogers]

TFLN Inspired (part 4)

[ text: ] Shower wine is way better than shower beer.

[ text: ] Terrible idea I love it

[ text: ] So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.

[ text: ] I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS

[ text: ] We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.

[ text: ] I think we should have a sex position advent calendar

[ text: ] I’m getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I’m really happy right now.

[ text: ] I’ve been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator.

[ text: ] Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn’t the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!

[ text: ] Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night

[ text: ] You’re never gonna guess who’s blood is on my shirt

[ text: ]  just curious, were the inflatable penis’ received? Amazon says they were delivered.

[ text: ] True strength comes from lack of pants

[ text: ] My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand? more importantly I need two hands to eat pie.

[ text: ] this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity

[ text: ] If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would’ve caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.

[ text: ] Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don’t ask questions, just show me your genitals.

[ text: ] Dude we need to hang out soon. I’m in the mood to get arrested again.

[ text: ] I just want somebody who’ll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt.

[ text: ] Besides, I’m booked tomorrow. I’m planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.

[ text: ] I was mad at her…then I jerked off. Now I’m over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.

[ text: ] I’m glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me “daddy”?

[ text: ] Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.

[ text: ] Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.

[vanivilleheroine]

◔ ⌣ ◔

Get to know the mun | accepting...?

◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

          this is the first question i get jesus shitting christ. no i’m not. 

[vanivilleheroine]

Get to know the mun

¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?

ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?

(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: are you a hugger?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?

| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?

(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧: sexual orientation?

┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?

ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?

(づ￣ ³￣)づ: have you ever been in love?

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?

（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?

♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!

◔̯◔: what time is it?

◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?

◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

[jimeih]

[To: Foolish Child]

[txt:] Dear Champion.

[txt:] It is not my job to babysit, nor my desire.

[txt:] Not to mention I am in the middle of making a beautiful dinner for myself.

[vanivilleheroine]

               [txt] as always? then i suppose i’ll keep the bottle if its all the same to you.

[vanivilleheroine]

tag dump 

[vanivilleheroine]

               rules update! like this post if you read, please. 

[vanivilleheroine]

Holiday Sentence Starters

"Want some hot chocolate?"

"You think we have enough decorations?"

"We still have to get the tree."

"I think we need more ornaments."

"Do you wanna build a snowman?"

"I think you need a good snowball fight."

"When should we get the turkey?"

"Who's coming over?"

"Do we /have/ to go?"

"It's a costume only party, you have to wear it."

"Don't forget your gloves/jacket/hat."

"It's too cold, let's just stay in bed."

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Did you eat all my cookies?"

"We can't afford this!"

"Scoot over. Share the warmth."

"I'm cold."

"We should start a fire."

"You're a good pillow."

"Do I look like a pillow to you?"

"You think (name) would settle for just carrots? ...Y'know, the reindeer need to eat too. Maybe Santa's on a diet this year."

"Did you leave milk and cookies?"

"Are you shivering?"

"You think you got enough gifts there?"

"I think we forgot something..."

"Do you have your list ready yet?"

[fillingboxes]

Our muses are stuck in an elevator together. What happens?

[vanivilleheroine]

               so i’m clearing out old posts and. i came across the dick name saga??? that was fucking beautiful o mg.

[vanivilleheroine]

He looks at her, ;;                        She looks at him ;; For a moment there is nowhere she is going. He looks at her, ;;                        She looks at him ;;               For a moment they could almost fall in love.

[jimeih]

[To: Foolish Child]

[txt:] Not everything involving romance is meant to be happy. 

[txt:] True romance is rather painful.

[txt:] Now put down your bottle of wine.

[vanivilleheroine]

          [txt] glass.and come here and make me if you’re so set on it.

          [txt] i’m allowed anyway.

[jimeih]

[To: Foolish Child]

[txt:] Shouldn’t a champion be focusing her attentions on something a bit more… logical?

[txt:] I believe it has to do with symbolism.

[txt:] Meant to be romantic. 

[txt:] Poetic.

[vanivilleheroine]

          [txt] not when said champion is letting her tired team rest for the night.

          [txt] also, he has terrible taste in movies. this isnt poetic or romantic, its depressing.

[vanivilleheroine]

@jimeih cont from here.

          [txt] even if i was, which i’m not, /much/- still? why are they calling themselves birds? they’re clearly people. this is frustrating.