Sassy Grandpa

I'm Audrey! I'm a year old queer crybaby in the PNW. I love fanfiction, anime, movies, drag race and fanart. I'm sad but doing my best!

[foreveriallyzombified]

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awesome cock! 👍

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[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gar-trek]

Out of touch Spock Thursday 

[tixij]

[ip2lb]

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

[worsethanmyotherblog]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

me when the next motherfucker says we’re all in this together

[thestumpyone]

Look I’m not a big fan of high school musical either but this seems like a bit much

[everythingfox]

(via)

[astrodidact]

I HAVE NO SYMPATHY WHATSOVER.

TAX THE SHIT OUT OF THIS IDIOT & BEZOS.

Elon Musk rips Democrats' billionaire tax plan that could slap him with a $10 billion annual bill

"Eventually, they run out of other people's money and then they come for you," Musk tweeted at the senator who just drafted a new billionair

Elon Musk is now worth more than ExxonMobil

Elon Musk is rapidly approaching a net worth of $300 billion, as Tesla's market cap soars past $1 trillion. That's enough to surpass one of

[ralfmaximus]

He made $25 billion yesterday, so his proposed tax bill would be for 3.2 hours of his time.

[nightkrowe]

We could not run out of his money if we gave every American food, shelter, and education for the rest of their lives. He's bad at math.

[extremelycursedimages]

[deforest]

Ann Blyth in MR. PEABODY AND THE MERMAID (1948) dir. Irving Pichel

[distantvoices]

Rihanna By Herself For Vogue Italia June 2021

[ohhhhhhhboyyyyyy]

[highdio]

High Dio, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure OVA Ep.13.

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[blu3-skyy]

[w0wls]

That shrek one is threatening

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

How’d y'all leave out this one?

[peter-my-parkers]

Brothers in arms

[papasmistakeria]

[triforce-princess]

new trailer for breath of the wild sequel (still no title yet), releasing in 2022

[bunnybaum]

pals who are gals :)

[bigboyscry]

[valtsv]

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

[valtsv]

and it's a banger