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always be my maybe Ęâ˘Ěá´Ľâ˘ĚĘăŁâĄ
who: kurt hummel & sebastian smythe (@sebcsticnâ) when: friday 9.25.2020 where:Â hummel-hudson residence, lima, oh what:Â definitely-not-a-date movie night
It wasnât a date. Despite what Rachel said, it wasnât a date. Though, the growing pile of clothes on the floor of Kurtâs closet as he pulled shirts, jeans, and sweaters on and off completely betrayed him. The idea that it could be one had him in his head. He was overthinking, as he was apt to do when especially anxious. But there really was no reason to be and he reminded himself of it as he finally settled into fitted sweatpants and a t-shirt. Comfortable enough for movies but not baggy or entirely awful. He pushed the pile of clothes to the back to be taken care of later and grabbed a few extra blankets from a shelf.Â
Kurt had started constructing the fort earlier, something that theyâd occasionally done in high school for movie nights. The basement was quiet and dark; the perfect place for movies and getting away from parents. Heâd tuck the blankets over the footboard of his bed and drape the other end over the dresser. A perfect cave stuffed with pillows and comforters. They might not be in high school anymore, but with everything going on, it felt good to get back into the spirit of something that heâd always looked forward to before. And despite any denial of it, he was excited to spend more time alone with Sebastian while he still could. He piled the blankets up around the end of the bed, among a few cans of beer and a bottle of wine heâd picked up just in case.Â
K: let yourself in. iâm downstairs. K: hope you didnât forget the snacks.
Kurt crawled under the canopy of blankets and sheets, and balanced on his knees to string up lights. Netflix played the trailer for Scream loudly on the tv heâd situated against the wall.
text Ęâ˘Ěá´Ľâ˘ĚĘăŁâĄ kurtbastian
SEBASTIAN: if there's one positive thing about the mess of our existences lately, it's the fact that we can catch up on all the romcoms we've missed. #blessed
SEBASTIAN: i realize sarcasm doesn't translate well over text so i'm following up with the clarification that i was being sarcastic.
SEBASTIAN: but i am glad i get to spend the night with good company.
KURT: the sarcasm was very clear. i didnât think for a second that you were going to be planning out a full romcom marathon. not that Iâm entirely opposed to the idea, generally.
KURT: but weâll start with horror. a classic, like scream? unless you have a better suggestion.
KURT: ditto. iâm looking forward to it.
COLOR SERIES: YELLOW
âThe only people for me are the mad ones: the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who⌠burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles.â Jack Kerouac
TEXT âď¸ HUMMELBERRY
RACHEL: I can't elaborate more but Finn is part of it.
RACHEL: Unwarranted! Which made it even better and thus even worse. I feel like a teenage girl.
RACHEL: I know! I don't think Mr.Schuester has much to do with it. It's probably just what happens when you grow up and see the world. She even saw one of my Funny Girl performances.
RACHEL: Oh please, I might not know much about that snarky chef but from what I recall in high school, he wasn't the type to do platonic movie dates. I hope you plan on bringing wine.
KURT: You know you can talk to me about anything, Rach.
KURT: Of course he did. We shouldn't expect anything else from him. You're not the only one. It seems like everyone came back to Lima and reverted back to their sixteen year old selves with twice as much alcohol.
KURT: That was kind of her. She should have told us she was in town so we could take her to our favorite spots. Or at least a drink.
KURT: Two people can spend time together without it being anything. Of course I have wine.
TEXT âď¸ FINN â KURT
FINN: kurt. it's not clothing anymore. it's 25 to freaking life. do you know how long life is? like 87 years or something.
FINN: that's not a bad idea. plus it's sometimes fun to just like burn stuff in a non psycho way.
FINN: you're literally freaking sixteen again. make the move. you've been waiting for like 13 years. do you want me to text him and find out if he likes you? i'll do that.
KURT: You make a solid point, actually.
KURT: Sâmores do sound incredible right now.
KURT: Thatâs not necessary, Finn. This hardly feels like the time for it.
TEXT âď¸ FINN â KURT
FINN: dude! you still didn't burn it! we're doing that asap. seriously. and then we're gonna burn the ashes.
FINN: aw thanks dude.
FINN: nah it's alright. you might be thirty but like chicks, dudes can be scary to talk too. that's why you got your brother.
KURT: I hate the idea of a piece of clothing going up in smoke. Maybe we can do a bonfire in the backyard. Burn that and anything else we might still have around.
KURT: Plus, what kind of midwesterners are we throwing a party without a bonfire?
KURT: Thereâs a difference between talking and being open. Or, like, making a move. Weâve been talking.
TEXT âď¸ FINN â KURT
FINN: dude. don't joke. i know i look kinda tough and i put on a little muscle but like if we go to prison, i am gonna end being someone's prison bitch. i'm not ready for that.
FINN: and i don't think they are gonna let you decorate your prison cell.
FINN: lol want me to wing man you? i'll chat you up. look out for you.
KURT: I wish I was joking. It feels like any day theyâre going to come busting through the door. I should probably burn my old Cheerios uniform. Youâll be alright. Youâre pretty enough that youâll probably end up with someone really tough whoâll protect you. Youâll be worth a lot of cigarettes.
KURT: I can be pretty convincing.
KURT: Youâd think being thirty would mean being able to articulate your emotions but, alas. Iâm sixteen again.
TEXT âď¸ FINN â KURT
FINN: yeah well let's keep this pace and not like go back to old times.
FINN: get that punch bowl baby. it's party time. honestly.
FINN: maybe this time you'll actually hook up with Sebastian.
KURT: Right, maybe theyâll make us all cell block mates in prison.
KURT: Kind of strange timing but I wonât complain. We could use the distraction.
KURT: ..... shut up.
TEXT âď¸ FINN â KURT
FINN: oh dope. glad he's good. i will love my fur nephew as much as i would a real one.
FINN: well i mean i think murdering a dude with my friends that are still my friends now kinda means we have to be friends forever.
FINN: but we do have the house to ourselves. so you know what i think we gotta do?
KURT: He will appreciate it, Iâm sure.
KURT: That does kind of complicate things, doesnât it? It is nice that, despite some lost contact, things have generally fallen back into a familiar pace.
KURT: I have a feeling I know what youâre about to suggest. Should I pull out the punch bowl?
TEXT âď¸ FINN â KURT
FINN: so is goose 2.0 doing good?
FINN: also i guess mom and dad made friends on the cruise and they are leaving again and going to see their friends. like is that weird? i didn't realize old people still made friends. i thought you kinda just did coffee with the same ones forever.
KURT: His appointment went well and he has a clean bill of health. I ordered him some accessories today.
KURT: Old people can make new friends. Do you want to only have the friends you have now forever? Gotta add some variety. So weâve got the house to ourselves again?
text Ęâ˘Ěá´Ľâ˘ĚĘăŁâĄ kurtbastian
SEBASTIAN: miscommunication, hot stuff. that's not what i was saying.
SEBASTIAN: i was simply pointing out that i am nothing like him.
SEBASTIAN: have you seen always be my maybe? as far as romcoms go, i've heard it's decent.
KURT: oh. just kind of random to throw out there.
KURT: that's not a bad thing. unless you won't let me get cozy, because that could be an issue.
KURT: i've been wanting to see it and haven't had a chance to start it yet. perfect opportunity.
text Ęâ˘Ěá´Ľâ˘ĚĘăŁâĄ kurtbastian
SEBASTIAN: you do have a history of getting cozy during movies, remember? although i suppose i am no blaine anderson.
SEBASTIAN: it's the oh-so-charming gentleman thing, isn't it? he does it too well.
KURT: there's something about the dim lights and the snacks that just make me want to hug something warm. you never had a problem with it before.
KURT: isn't what? i'm not totally sure where you're going with that question but you, of all people, don't need to ask me why people like him. why bring him up? if you'd rather go to blaine's, i get it. he gets even more handsy in movies than i do.
text Ęâ˘Ěá´Ľâ˘ĚĘăŁâĄ kurtbastian
SEBASTIAN: you can always speak directly to our ceo. he likes to be VERY hands on.
SEBASTIAN: you know, that's always the killer combo i use on dates.
SEBASTIAN: a horror movie to get his blood rushing, then a notoriously boring romcom to sweeten him up and give him a reason to want distraction.
SEBASTIAN: you're not using my own game against me, are you, hummel?
KURT: youâll have to put us in touch.
KURT: i knew there was a method to your madness.
KURT: what, do you think iâm going to try to jump your bones or something?
text Ęâ˘Ěá´Ľâ˘ĚĘăŁâĄ kurtbastian
SEBASTIAN: to whom it may concern, i am conducting a vital movie night survey in order to improve your upcoming cinematic experience.
SEBASTIAN: what genre are you in the mood for? comedy? drama? horror, as if our present circumstances are not enough for you? ROMCOM, maybe?
KURT: the customer service here is truly impeccable. who do i report my five star rating to?
KURT: horror would be a good distraction from our current horror, but you know i have a weakness for a good romcom. we could always go for one of each?
sebcsticnâ:
I just like to hear it.
Tempting, but letâs save the invitation for some other time. I doubt Karofsky would be happy if his boy toy was hanging out with the likes of you and me. What are we watching?
PRIVATE: Now that Hunter is apparently on the case, hopefully we donât have too much to worry about.Â
Iâm happy to oblige.
Like I would really invite Blaine. Come on. It is nice to know, though, that you actually want to spend time with me. Iâm happy with anything. We could go for an old classic or try to find something new on Netflix or Disney+.Â
PRIVATE: Hopefully. I donât really want to get my hopes up that itâll help much but maybe he can spin things to make it look like a freak accident or something.
TEXT âď¸ KURT â SPENCE
SPENCER: Never feel like you need to hide anything from me out of fear of being judged. That's not how we worked then and it sure as hell's not how we're gonna work now.
SPENCER: I'm just glad you're still willing to be honest with me even after all this time. Thanks for trustin' me â¤ď¸
SPENCER: What can I do? What do you need?
KURT: I just donât want anyone to think Iâm like this bad person now and that Iâve tarnished this image of myself they might have. I donât want to ruin anything. Itâs embarrassing.
KURT: You were always really understanding. I knew you wouldnât make me feel like I failed or that Iâm this big disappointment or something. Even if Iâm basically talking in circles and not getting into it much.
KURT: Just please donât say anything to anyone else. Iâd rather not go into specifics but Iâm just going to see if I canât get in touch with some of my exes old contacts in Cinci.