PINCH āEM!
summary: katsuki just loves your cheeks!
tags: katsuki bakugo x fem!reader, fluff, katsuki is a tease
authorās note: starting the new year off strong with katsuki fluff!! i luv him sm
if thereās one thing about you that drives katsuki absolutely insane on a daily basis, itās your cheeks.
those soft, round, ridiculously cute, rosy cheeks that make his brain glitch like an old vending machine. they give him such violent cuteness aggression that heās genuinely considered throwing himself off a rooftop just to reset. itās humiliating, really, how much power your dumb face has over him.
but watching you eat? thatās a whole other level of torture. the way your cheeks puff out with every bite, like youāre stockpiling food for winter, makes his eye twitch in equal parts annoyance and affection. he calls you chipmunk, because honestly, you might as well be one. itās absurd, itās irrational, and itās ruining his life. but here he is, still watching, still obsessed, like the fool he is.
ākatsāow!ā you whine mid food gulp, flinching as his fingers suddenly latch onto your cheeks like a crab on a mission. with zero warning, he starts squishing and pulling them, treating your face like itās his own personal stress toy. āwhat the hell are you doing?ā
you manage to gripe, trying to pry his hands off your poor, defenseless cheeks. your words are muffled as he stretches them in every direction, but he doesnāt bother answering. heās far too focused on whatever weird satisfaction heās getting from turning your face into putty in his hands.
ātry that again,ā he growls, giving your cheeks another firm pinch, his fingers digging into the soft flesh. āand iāll squeeze āem even harder.ā
you glare at him, your face still trapped in his grip. itās hard to take him seriously when his smug smirk is stretched across his face like he just won the lottery. however, itās clear that your discomfort is his entertainment, and it makes you want to bite back, but you canāt seem to muster the energy to do so.
meanwhile, katsuki is having the time of his life. itās not his fault your skin is so damn malleable, like some kind of stress ball he can just squish and pull at his leisure. with every pinch, your face contorts in the most ridiculous ways, and it only makes his shit-eating smirk grow wider, as if heās proud of the mess heās making.
āyālook so stupid,ā he mutters under his breath, loud enough for you to hear, though it sounds more like heās speaking to himself. āstupid chipmunk,ā he murmurs, his voice low, almost fond.
before you can even process whatās happening, his face is in front of yours, and with no warning, he plants a big, exaggerated smooch right on your lips. itās awkward, considering how heās still squishing your cheeks together, making your lips pucker out like a weird fish, but somehow, you canāt help but find it endearing.
then he does it again, this time a bit harder. and again. and again. each kiss lands wherever he can reachāyour lips, your nose, your forehead, even your eyelidsālike heās trying to cover every inch of your face. you feel warmth spread across your chest from the tenderness of his gestures, even if theyāre a little ridiculous. despite the absurdity of the situation, thereās something unexpectedly sweet about the way heās so gentle with you, even when heās teasing you relentlessly.
youāre about to tease him right back for being such a softie, ready to throw out a playful jab when, of course, he just has to ruin the moment.
āew, katsuki!ā you yelp, your voice high-pitched with surprise as he suddenly sinks his teeth into your right cheek. itās not hard enough to hurt, more like a playful nip, but itās wet and the way his tongue shamelessly flickers against the bite mark sends an unexpected shiver down your spine. you try to push him off, but heās latched onto you like some feral animal.
āseriously?!ā you gasp, squirming in his grip, but he remains completely unbothered. āthis is disgusting! my cheekās all wet now!ā you cry, twisting and turning in his arms, trying to wipe the saliva off with your shoulder.
āserves you right for biting my shoulder earlier. yāthought iād forget? hah.ā he says with a wicked smirk, leaning back just enough to admire the mess heās made of your faceāflustered, pouty, and still glistening with the aftermath of his attack.
you groan, smacking his chest in frustration, but the bastard doesnāt even flinch. in fact, he looks proud of himself.
āyouāre the absolute worst, katsuki bakugo.ā you glare at him, half-exasperated, half-amused.
āyeah, iām fuckinā terrible,ā he grins, clearly enjoying the annoyance in your voice. to emphasize his wordsāand to annoy you even further probablyāhe pinches the same cheek he just bit like an overbearing grandma checking to see if you had enough to eat.
yup, katsuki loves your cheeks, especially when theyāre all flushed because of him.








