The Blackest Day

* Small ball of sass with a big ass* 23*Bisexual*NYC*She*Communist Polyamorous

[gahdamnpunk]

And that’s tea

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

Life imitates art

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is literally the real life version of getting the right answer on a math test by using the wrong function

[effemera-l]

i hate having a body i want to be an idea

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[memesandlaughs]

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[pyrrhiccomedy]

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

[powerfulwizard]

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I mainly just play the sims now tbh because it’s relaxing

[lafemmeacadem]

Ok but my boyfriend is amazing??? And he gets along with my spouse??? SHOOK

[rhiannonmcgavin]

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

[treygotguap]

Niggas hurt girls they begged to be wit.. she was minding her business bro

[abalottegrimm]

They’re never gonna let us Africans on Family feud again. I tell you.

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

omfg 😂😂😂

[brunaye]

He’s fine as hell

[withloveandbakersjoy]

Just about to say that😆

[habibi243]

WHAT EPISODE WAS THIS??

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Bro this was so fucking dope lol I love this 😩

[jehovahhthickness]

But is the heart fat

That’s called cardiomegaly and people can die from that lmaooo

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

👌🏿

[gahdamnpunk]

We’re literally doomed

[strangerdarkerbetter]

At least I now have confirmation that allergies really *are* getting worse and I’m not just getting more whiny over time lol

[glumshoe]

Same goes for the toxins in poison ivy, poison oak, and related species. Increased CO2 correlates to more concentrated urushiol and bigger leaves.

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Issa Fact B

[vybewitme]

Real talk

[shaq-drizzy-tumblr-com]

That’s a Fendi B