*Thinking of a title*

Jaime, 18

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

[whiitejeans-deactivated20200127]

me: has a breakdown

me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down

[feelboss]

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

[onlytwitterpics]

[sotheycallmeaaron]

I love when brands throw shade and I love it even more that it’s Kylie Jenner

[sgdsgsdgsdgsdh-deactivated20170]

OKAY, BUT THEY SHADED HER LACK OF TALENT AND HER SHITTY, PROBLEMATIC FIT TEA PROMOTIONS ALL IN ONE TWEET. I’M GAGGING. 

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

LMAO

[sarahandmexx]

Does Kylie not have a PR team? Did no one tell her that bragging about how she doesn’t need a job would get her dragged? She seriously stepped right into this one…

[poshinans]

Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.

[sotheycallmeaaron]

EDIT: Just so you guys know, Good&Co is actually a really great app/company. They helped me figure out my interests and get placed with a job that I actually like. They also help with online, work from home jobs. I’d recommend it to anyone who’s in between jobs or just wants some direction. Click here to check it out!

[sydneyplastyyy]

^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.

[awesome-fandoms1-blog]

I love Ryan so much though! 😍😍♥️♥️

[lafemmeaccident]

Ryan Reynolds tho

[hooyoda]

biggest mood of my life

[lindsayslohan]

Ryan Reynolds photographed by Peggy Sirota for GQ Magazine, 2015

[lafemmeaccident]

me @ me

Why are you bothering with him?

[historyandmemes]

“A black man could never be president.”

Obama: 

[quotemadness]

It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

Lemony Snicket (via quotemadness)

[glassceilingbreakers]

[lafemmeaccident]

You expect me to be there 24/7 but then you won’t return the favour, even just once

[lafemmeaccident]

I just want to fucking go home

[just-shower-thoughts]

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

[tahthetrickster]

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

[ritavonbees]

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

[tigerator]