YOU'RE ALL LIVING A LIE~! @lag0morph-noire - Tumblr Blog

Salutations!

Hey guys! Just in case you’re on mobile and can’t see my links, please read this before you follow! ♥

https://lag0morphaxl.tumblr.com/BYF

Also here’s some of my kins in case you’re interested~

https://lag0morphaxl.tumblr.com/kins

#BYF #Before you follow

billyhargroveapologist

(Original Video - CommunityChannel “It Gives You Good Luck!”)

sunstonez-deactivated20250514

Oh boy I can't wait to log into discord and see what my friends were up to while I was asle-

memewhore

captainsingleton

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay. Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa! Whoa! Shit! [Unintelligible] HOWH! Come here girl!

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck...I didn’t mean to do that

kitharion

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

moveslikekeithrichards

in a meeting with like 20 preschoolers & someone just screamed ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGHHHHHHHhhhh at maximum volume

moveslikekeithrichards

someone is unmuted & talking about french fries & our supervisor is lagging like 10 seconds behind everyone

moveslikekeithrichards

this job is so fascinating

moveslikekeithrichards

child 1: knock knock

child 2: whos there

child 1: disturbing cow

child 2: disturbing cow who

child 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGHGHHGH

moveslikekeithrichards

i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck

icouldwritebooks

During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”

The kid who had eaten the work went pale. The kids at his desk huddled around him for a whispered discussion about whether or not he should admit to what he’d done, or keep his mouth shut and hope he survived it. He eventually decided that he did not want to risk death, put up his hand, and very timidly informed the teacher of his little snack.

The poor teacher. She just got this look on her face, like she was considering switching careers immediately. Anyway, she ended up calling 911. I don’t know how things went down at the hospital, but the kid survived.

tiktokmuseum

they're spreading 🍄

thememedaddy

me irl

wev

NEW ENA TEASER LETS GOOOOO!!!

#ena joel g #ena

pukicho

here I drew this

lordfordida

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

pukicho

okay

flat-as-a-board

pleeeeease make this a merch design

pukicho

There’s been some 50,000 new followers(?!) since my last sale a few months ago, and a lot of people asking for these to return, so HEY!

As some of you may know, my poor little boy was taken DOWN by the Pokemon company for being too similar to a certain somebody who I’ve never even heard of before, hah.. but that’s besides the point. There was still a huge amount of demand for these boys, so I’ve been working on fixing and adding cute little features to REMASTER the boy (which has gone over so well, thank you guys).

On top of that I’m re-returning the ‘all companies will perish’ shirt to the mix per an odd many requests for it (is it that odd?)

WOW, FUCK! HOLY SHIT!

TAX EVASION

ALL COMPANIES WILL PERISH

Thanks for the support, was real scary when p*kemon company came knockin down my door, I’m glad you guys are still interested and wanna support my antics! It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these so I know there’s a lotta folk hankering to acquire one, I will leave it open til APRIL 9th, 6pm PST