To the tune of "The Climb" - Miley Cyrus
I can almost see them,
Those ships I’m sailing, but-
The writers behind the script say,
They will never be canon.
Every GIF I make is,
Every time I get FEELS, I’m-
Lost inside a fanfic,
My slash could be real.
So I…
I gotta keep trying,
Gotta keep my ship on high tide.
There will always be another plot twist,
Characters are gonna feel sexual tension,
There will always be headcanon battles,
And the writer’s gonna have to can them.
It ain’t about all the fanart I like,
Ain’t about all the episodes I watch in one night,
It’s the climb.
The OTPs I’m backing,
The support isn’t slacking, but-
The writers, they like to tease and,
Those ships are cracking.
The roleplay blogs, and-
The fics I read are,
Set inside an AU
But I still believe them.
So I…
I gotta be strong,
Fill these ships with love, ‘cause,
There will always be another plot twist,
Characters are gonna feel sexual tension,
There will always be headcanon battles,
And the writer’s gonna have to can them.
It ain’t about all the fanart I like,
Ain’t about all the episodes I watch in one night,
It’s the climb.
Lovingly dedicated to…
Stony, Stucky, Sterek, Destiel, Ereri, Eruri, Narusasu, Wincest, Moosley, Briam, Layden, Brason, Scallison, Scira, Stydia, Marrish, Gallavich, Riren, and Jeanmarco.
