Fly Me to the Moon

Liam Ramsay. Lover of Frank Sinatra and my girl. I'm 25 and I'm a substitute English teacher.

[aalvarro-deactivated20160828]

You’re doubt in me really hurts, man. Cut me like a knife, god damn, my pancakes are award winning.

[laidback-liam]

I'm sure there's a Pancake Contest somewhere. We'll drive there and get you your award.

[aalvarro-deactivated20160828]

Dude, dude, hear me out. I make some banging pancakes, like Ramsay doesn’t have anything on me. Not you, Liam, Gordon Ramsay.

[laidback-liam]

I've had your pancakes, Tony. They're good, yeah, but could they win a whole show? I don't know.

[thedallasstarsbucks]

aaron tveit + manny montana

[aalvarro-deactivated20160828]

Let’s pretend it’s six in the morning and not four in the afternoon, because I’m making pancakes and I swear to you that if I was on Master Chef, I would win the whole damn show.

[laidback-liam]

You would win the whole show from pancakes.

[punnyabel]

Ah, I’m seeing the substitute teacher in you. But if you two need help, I’m always here. 

[laidback-liam]

Yeah, we know. We'll probably need you in more of a, uh... behind the scenes thing, you know?

[punnyabel]

Hey, me and Tony are the dream team! And then you’re here. Being unzen. 

[laidback-liam]

Tony and I. Shut up, that's the three of us. I've started working with him on a project, anyway. I don't have the time to be zen.

[punnyabel]

Not really, I mean, we could both be like me. Though I’m not sure how they would like it. 

[laidback-liam]

They wouldn't like it, but even so, I was leaving them out of it. I just mean, in all general terms, one of us has to be the serious one. With you and Tony, it's got to be me.

[punnyabel]

Perfectly normal apparently translates into uptight as fuck. 

[laidback-liam]

One of us has to be.

[punnyabel]

Dude, you’re you. You’ve needed zen since you were like five. 

[laidback-liam]

Almost 21 years later, still no zen, and I turned out perfectly normal. There's no reason to start now.

[punnyabel]

… Oh no, you definitely need to be zen’d out. 

[laidback-liam]

Nope. I'm fine. I'm great, actually. It's everyone else here who needs to chill out. You should convince the whole city of Miami to go to your morning class.

[ameliawalks]

I can guarantee you, it’s not only Miami. Though, I’d say unlike Oxford, they do get a bit more miffed when you spot them.

[laidback-liam]

I'm never going to get used to how crazy people can get here. It's much, much nicer back where I come from. I just... I can't stand people who can't take responsibility. 

So you're from Oxford. That's... far.

[punnyabel]

I guess it’s time to join the zen mission. We’ll work on your yoga at dawn.

[laidback-liam]

Hey, I'm not the one who needs to be zen'd out, here. It's every one else.

[devin-daniels-deactivated201312]

Very true, sir. Very very true. 

[laidback-liam]

Of course it is.

[yeshomopac-blog-blog-blog]

You should be a yoga teacher.

[laidback-liam]

My best friend is a yoga teacher. I've seen what she does, it's terrifying.

[devin-daniels-deactivated201312]

Next time just hit them! 10 points for each person.

[laidback-liam]

As much as I'd like to, the insurance isn't worth it.

[devin-daniels-deactivated201312]

They all have really important places to get to. You didn’t know? 

[laidback-liam]

Yeah, well, Miami's a busy city. They need to learn to be a little more patient. Seriously, this guy was two seconds away from kicking my car today, claiming that he had the "right of way" when the walk signal wasn't even on.

[missgroves]